Chef Darius

How to make French fries

Points: 11

by JordanSimms

Submitted on Dec 15, 2017

Funny

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  makodragon

  Lol, yep. Chucking water onto hot, burning fat...

  He's lucky he didn't chuck it into the pan.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Right ? Feckin half wit. I was working in a kitchen many years ago, this shit for brains commis chef drops his watch in the fat fryer (Dicking around with it) puts his hand in to get it. This guy is jumping around screaming his head off trying to get his fucked up hand in the sink with me holding the idiot back trying to stop him makeing that mistake. True story.

  
  

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  makodragon

  What kind of fucking moron willingly sticks his hand into a hot fat fryer!? Fuck the watch!

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  I have met some dumb fucks in my time but this guy was probably the worst. I would have taken a picture, but this was back before phones had polyphonic ring tones.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  He doesn't live with his Grsndmaw. She would be beating him with a shoe. Paid all that $, to send his ass to Flava Flav's School of Cooking Chicken & Waffles.

  
  

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  Rooster65

  Grandmaw

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  Reply fail

  
  

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  Bono

  This is harder work than I thought Barret

  
  

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  Bono

  get in chat if you can?

  
  

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  Barret

  Aye I'm still mentally recovering from the "makodragening" of early novermber MD sub spam. So many downvotes...

  
  

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  glandmilker

  How to make the French,fry

  
  

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