Taquitos & burritos

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Points: 11

by Macheesemo

Submitted on Dec 2, 2017

Art & Music

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  At last a sub that makes sense.... funny , catchy , correct use of tags and category.

  Upvote

  
  

  #7402
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I don't think the 'stfu' button is working correctly

  
  

  #14417
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  It is. I just checked.

  
  

  #14418
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  i once saw a drgiggles comment with 400 stuffs

  
  

  #14419
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Liar !!

  
  

  #14421
  

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  Bono

  This was possible before I finished the button functionality.

  Here's one with 30+ Stuffs.

  https://muchozucko.com/186/I-will-always-love-you

  26

  https://muchozucko.com/242/Yokos-competition

  And here's yours, with 431.

  https://muchozucko.com/1526/Yokos-competition

  
  

  #14422
  

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  Bono

  In a bit I'll probably delete those because they're only for lols, and someday I'd like to have a legitimate most stuffed comment

  
  

  #14423
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Man, the unlimited power of an unlimited stfu button.

  
  

  #14424
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  its surprising just how many stfu's I get

  
  

  #14470
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  you invite it

  
  

  #14584
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  hahaha

  
  

  #23377
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  It's good

  I mean it's no Watermelon Time, but what is

  
  

  #7403
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  +1 for the tits....but otherwise you are on very thin ice here.

  
  

  #7405
  
  
  

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  CartersBird

  Reminds me of a song my father used to sing whilst using the microwave.

  He was the taquito bandito.

  
  

  #7411
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  and I bet you uncle hummed while touching you too

  
  

  #14471
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ^fuck me that was funny

  
  

  #14524
  

  Vet

  Bono

  maybe if you spelled it right

  
  

  #14525
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  what

  
  

  #14526
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  don't you understand english

  
  

  #14527
  

  Vet

  Bono

  'you uncle'

  
  

  #14528
  

  Vet

  Bono

  pwned

  
  

  #14552
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  hardly

  
  

  #14553
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I can only assume since you walked away from a scenario where I was obviously right, it was like retreating

  
  

  #14555
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I didn't think it warranted a sensible response , I figured 'pwning' had a different meaning here

  
  

  #14557
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  DrGiggles

  and I bet you uncle hummed while touching you too

  
  

  #14558
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ^that was a 'pwn'

  
  

  #14559
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Maybe if you had spelled it right

  
  

  #14560
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  https://muchozucko.com/2242/grammar-police

  
  

  #14561
  

  Vet

  Bono

  pwned

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  gas mark 4 ?

  
  

  #7453
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  is that what you call the streaks in your underpants after tamale night?

  
  

  #14536
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  now I want some taquitos

  
  

  #7477
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  A skeeter upvote? I truly am blessed.

  
  

  #8248
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  can I double-upvote this

  
  

  #11342
  

  Vet

  Bono

  You already have 2x votes

  
  

  #22004
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Your vote is worth 200% of a CartersBird vote, that's saying something

  
  

  #22005
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  you only like it because this guy looks kinda like you

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Downvote.

  
  

  #11386
  

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  Bono

  I have to take such a big shit, all my shits have been super impressive since I got off my fasting diet

  
  

  #22010
  

  Vet

  Bono

  They come out fast too. I'm in the bathroom less than 90 seconds.

  
  

  #22011
  

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  Barret

  Maybe you cleared out some old space down there that used to be occupied by super old poop leftovers.

  
  

  #22012
  

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  Bono

  I've heard of that. Some people have a 5 foot rope of shit clinging to the bottom of their intestine

  
  

  #22013
  

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  Barret

  Maybe that's why my poops are so big and impressive down here. When I wash my ass with the bum gun, sometimes water seeps in and i basically give myself an involuntary enema.

  Does feel super clean after.

  
  

  #22014
  

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  Bono

  I've heard fried chink food backs you up a little... you probably have the right combination of chemicals that stick together, plus the occasional sickness to explode the poop out of your butt

  
  

  #22015
  

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  Barret

  Aye all those poop germs in my food really does the trick.

  
  

  #22016
  

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  Barret

  Now you made me wanna go down to 7/11 and get some funky drinks.

  
  

  #22018
  

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  Bono

  I wonder how many crushed up rat smoothies you've had

  
  

  #22019
  

  Vet

  Bono

  without knowing

  
  

  #22020
  

  Vet

  Barret

  MD warned me about drinking out of cans without a straw, I ignored his advice and couldn't see the reasoning behind it.

  Then I looked it up just a few days ago, apparently its because the storage houses is full of rats that piss and shit everywhere.

  lol.

  
  

  #22022
  

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  Bono

  My dad used to work in a warehouse, this is somewhat true even in countries that have laws for clean environments... I dunno about piss and shit everywhere, but cans of soda for instance have a 50% chance of having sticky, dirty stuff around the lip.

  
  

  #22023
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Basically one of the hundreds of cans will get dinged, spring a leak, maybe a few will fall on the floor. The worker just puts it back on the stack.

  
  

  #22024
  

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  Barret

  OK fuck it, I need some of that yoghurt milk soda. BRB.

  
  

  #22025
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Ok you convinced me, I need to step out for some drinks.

  I need that yoghurt milk soda RIGHT NOW. BRB.

  
  

  #22026
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Oh yeah and then all kinds of shit gets stuck in the dried up goo.

  Delicious.

  Isn't that how they make coke?

  
  

  #22027
  

  Vet

  Bono

  in Mexico maybe

  
  

  #22028