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Doesn't look likt the first time either... What is that, some kind of designated shitting penguin.
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PunkyBruiser
WOW! Team Shit now has 26 points!If you want to see some real shit, watch me play drums for my band!
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Barret
How do they shit so far anyway? Id like to learn that trick.Maybe they are stuck in a never ending cycle of diarrhoea.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Well, it has something to do with a major food chain expanding onto our most southern content.https://i.imgur.com/xXxUJtU.jpg
Bono
the Taco Bell causing diarrhea joke is so overused and inaccurate.I once got day-long squirts from Panda Express.... twice in a row. It's the chow mein.
makodragon
Because of the Indian presence here, we have a lot of curry houses. Now you think Taco-Bell of chinky food gives you the shits, you wanna try a Vindaloo, or.... a Phaal. You yanks have no idea what it's like to have your arsehole turned inside out.
Bono
You try living in California.We get Asians and Mexicans and all the food that comes with it.
makodragon
I genuinely didn't know that indian restaurants were commonplace. I've eaten at Taco Bell, and I've eaten Indian food. I'm surprised that Taco Bell has a worse reputation. I'd like to see what kinda shit you get on an Indian menu over there.
Bono
I really doubt Taco Bell has a worse reputation, it's just the most widespread "Mexican" food so it's the target of dumb memes
makodragon
Yeah, Taco Bell is tasty. One of the best meals I had when I went to Fl. Also, I love your portions out there. Come to England and you will be gravely dissapointed with ours.
Bono
Every time I see a picture of English breakfast, it's a 2-pound plate of assorted meats.
CartersBird
Just an observation locally.I have never seen a Chinese restaurant with an A rating from the health inspector.
Oster
I would be best if the Mexicans just came over left their food and left. Instead they bring their entire families and stay.
Bono
Mehicans are mostly fine by me. I live in a SoCal shithole so 75% of my friends, classmates, coworkers, etc are from BrownTown.
Bono
in Bakersfield most of the white people are also trash, so it's hard to blame things on race
Oster
it's better than the Burning Man mega hippie. The mexicans at least bring culture.
Barret
Was thinking about eating at a nearby indian food restaurant, when I heard a couple of other tourists talking. "I took my family to eat at that indian food place, I had the shits all night. The day after my entire family had the shits". Phew, dodged a bullet there. Fucking Indians.
makodragon
You know the best restaurants to enter are the ones that are full of diners too, right?Makopedia, at your service.
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Bono, you will regret alien eyes. If you haven't already.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Does anyone really give a shit about hockey. I gave up on the NHL when Bobby Oar retired. If I want to see a good fight I go to an Irish wake.
JordanSimms
Bobby Orr. Was at an Irish wedding in Dublin in 2008. Best man and groom drunk from the bachelor party night before, bride fucking hot and pissed, both "gentlemen" go to fisticuffs after the vows, best man fucking the bridge for a year turns out. Good times.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Oar or Orr...It's all the same to a dyslexic. I dated an Irish girl who had five brothers. At her father's wake two of the brothers got bloodied up and one of the guests, a big ugly lobsterman, wanted to kick the shit out of me. I survived only by getting snot flying drunk, and making the big Mick a drinking buddy. "When in Rome, do as the Romanians do.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
I could go the intellectual-banter route here, but I don't it would fit in. ;)