Turtle Massage

In response to Makodragon saying his Size Queen sub was the closest thing you will get to bestiality on this site.

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  Vet

  makodragon

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9w4fFgsetM

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Meh

  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  that's adorable

  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  I had a tortoise for years and years. He loved neck scritches.

  
  

  #5126
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  That wasn't his neck

  
  

  #9660
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Turtles actually have bizarre jellyfish shaped dicks. So your joke doesn't work.

  
  

  #9662
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Tell us about the flavor

  
  

  #9663
  

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  Bono

  i imagine it to be salty.

  
  

  #9664
  

  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  "I imagine". Lololololol

  
  

  #9665
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/ZuvQRdDJtLA

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I see nothing familiar in this at all

  
  

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  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  Mitch McConnell never looked so happy.

  
  

  #5129
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  WOW! What a political BOOTLICK, AMIRITE?

  
  

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  Vet

  CartersBird

  Haha stay b& faggot.

  
  

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