Sweeetness overdose

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Points: 16

by Macheesemo

Submitted on Oct 12, 2017

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  FredGspotSanford

  Now I feel bad for eating chicken last night

  
  

  #5043
  
  
  

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  makodragon

  I tried to befriend a housefly last night. That's how drunk I was. And how lonely I am.

  
  

  #5045
  

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  Macheesemo

  Houseflies are assholes. Get yourself a dove, mang. Free hugs all night long!

  
  

  #9511
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Yeah but it's a hot dog down the hallway for him with a dove

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  IF you press its belly, does its peepee pop out ?

  
  

  #5055
  

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  Macheesemo

  You wanna see its pecker?

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  Sure man, pop that pigeon pole.

  
  

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  Cigarmann

  I guarantee that Dove dies in that dude's rectum.......

  
  

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  Barret

  Kept expecting him to crush it with his hand.

  Guess I'm happy about the ending.

  
  

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  Mick420

  im not gunna read all the posts, so if this is a repost, go fuck urself......i was waitin for the handplant squishkebab.....this is mucho not facebook , ban the distributor of such a waste of my time...

  
  

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  makodragon

  look at the category cumsipper!

  
  

  #44665
  

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  Mick420

  happy???? does this video make you happy???? u can sip my cum shirtlifter...

  
  

  #44667
  

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  makodragon

  Are you just a fucking mental case?

  
  

  #44668
  

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  Mick420

  dont piss in my pocket... mental case compliments will get you everywhere.....i think i love you mako...

  
  

  #44671
  

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  makodragon

  I thought it was premature to say this, but I love you too, Mick

  
  

  #44672
  

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  Mick420

  mate, if u can cook eggs and your lips are soft, we may have a plan....

  
  

  #44674
  

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  Mick420

  if i close my eyes mako can be jennifer anniston , samantha fox, my first stillborn, meg from family guy...you are mine mako, big kiss emoji,

  
  

  #44676
  

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  makodragon

  dahahahaha

  
  

  #44677
  

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  makodragon

  yeah bro, you're English. Nice to have you here geeza!

  
  

  #44678
  

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  Mick420

  i have ony one question mymako bitch...do you listen to slayer?can you squrt shit from your pisshole? do you follow the official version of 9/11? if bees die how will the round earth die, yet flat earth can flat out survive.....and why does seeds taste better when i eat them raw rather that picking them out of my fresh turds?

  
  

  #44679
  

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  makodragon

  dahahahaahahahahahahahahha

  
  

  #44680
  

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  makodragon

  I prefer Pantera and Metallica, but I like 'Raining Blood' of course my brother.

  
  

  #44681
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  what the fuck is this? did Rooster fuck a mental patient?

  
  

  #44682
  

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  makodragon

  bahahahahaahahah tonight has been fucking spectacular

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  hey Mick please judge me

  https://muchozucko.com/1467/THJ-piss-challenge

  
  

  #44684
  

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  Mick420

  hey truc, my full name is mick666, you dislexic fck, but your mom was too drunk too teach you ur abc's , 123's dont fuck ur sister, and if daddy says spread them whilst he is holding a cricket bat(big baseball bat for you american fcknuckles), you best suck dads cock or redefine your anus,,,.. but, your mums a cunt for not havin ur back.....but i will never judge you...i think i love you too..big hairy ball in a pool of beer emoji..

  
  

  #44693
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  yeah that thing is definitely half Rooster

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  what's the other half tho ... Fatmo?

  
  

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  makodragon

  lol 'disexic'

  
  

  #44728
  

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  makodragon

  +l

  
  

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  Mick420

  i think this is perfectly structured for my 2.737 inch wtc7 droppin , womb tearin monster....

  
  

  #23168