This Daddy Longlegs has spent its entire life in my lampshade
The spider is pictured next to its previous 3 skins. Been my roommate for months.
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VetBono
Bugs. It sits in a lampshade right next to a door to the outside. It gets its fair share of traffic.
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makodragon
The pap be all over this spider. It can't even leave it's lampshade for fear of the paparazzi.
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Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Neat, but not a spider.user:Whunu presents copy pasta
In the animal class Arachnida, there are several lower level divisions called Orders. Scorpions are in the Order Scorpiones, spiders are in the Order Araneae, ticks and mites are in the Order Acari.
opiilinidThe creatures most correctly called daddy-longlegs are in their own separate Order which is Opiliones. Common names for this Order are 1) daddy-longlegs, 2) harvestmen and 3) opilionids.
Harvestmen are arachnids, but they are not spiders -- in the same way that butterflies are insects, but they are not beetles. Harvestmen have one body section (spiders have two), two eyes on a little bump (most spiders have eight), a segmented abdomen (unsegmented in spiders), no silk, no venom, a totally different respiratory system, and many other differences; not all have long legs.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
That's my share of Whunu's National Geographic today.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Upon closer inspection of your pic it is a indeed a spider,it has TWO body parts as a cellar spider does. On that I stand corrected.However you were incorrect in the fact that it's a daddy longleg.
But it is cellar spider which is NOT a daddy longleg. As I commented above the daddy longleg has only one body part and is of the Opiliones order.
I was an entomologist at one point and took entomology courses in college, and worked in pest control in my early twenties.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Long story short, Daddy longlegs (harvestman) are NOT spiders.
VetBono
there is more than one organism referred to as a daddy longlegs, now shut the fuck up and stop being so retarded
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Don't piss me off, I've been working up the courage to sub a dick pick with sign.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Get some sleep young man. At the very least take whatever calming meds that MD`s taking.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
God I loved scrubs, too bad they cut it short even though the ratings were good.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Just because the inane site you retrieved your information from revered to it as a daddy longleg does not make it so.Species classification bono, species classification.
VetBono
colloquialism. see? i can use big words too.for example, i don't think your IQ is literally 65, but i still (correctly) refer to you as a retard.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Da intrasite says it's true Whunu, da intrasite says it's true doh.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Just because uneducated people call cellar spiders daddy longlegs does not make it so.They "called by laymens terms" daddy long legs have their classification regardless.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
That's a TR response. Also a response of one who's been corrected
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Don't forget in your comeback, it's Mike...M-i-k-e.
BannedLucasCheesemoAlt
watching whunu trying to look intelligent and clever is like watching a downs syndrome toddler with cerebral palsy trying to tie its shoelaces. just sad.
VetCartersBird
I just googled it myself and this is the first thing that popped up.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Charters bird, you dumbass. My point was he classified it as a daddy long leg.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
So still.....https://www.youtube.com/embed/V3y3QoFnqZc
BannedLucasCheesemoAlt
"________ fail." Insert any noun that applies: life, love, intelligence, logic, etc.
BannedLucasCheesemoAlt
you're never right. not ever, whunu. you lack the critical thought processes to be right, to be normal, to be liked or loved. you suck. hard and long.
VetBarret
"because you're a drunk idiot" is way too straightforward and short for a TR comment.Whunu can't stop failing.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Take your bald ass and go back to fucking Asian men dressed as chicks. What a loser you are.
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
I pity you. Such a life fail, with so much mental instability.
VetBarret
I'll have you know that my butt has hair, especially around the anus.One more Whunu fail in the long 3 floor library of fails.
ZuckerMacheesemo
It's not mine and there's no way whunu would talk shit to and/or about himself, even as an alt. His fragile ego wouldn't allow it...
VetBono
I think we're missing sight of what's really important here...I can call that spider a goddamn Daddy Longlegs and not be wrong
Bannedmikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
@barretI don't care where your hairs at, I know it's not on you head, but your Asian boy mans lips are.
VetBarret
I read that with a black accent.Actually not sure if I even understand.
Something about being blown I guess.
Thanks?
BannedLucasCheesemoAlt
Whunu is zucko's resident blow-job expert. His lips are legendary, just ask foofs.
VetBarret
Reading any thread with whunu or cheese is like peeling an onion, just new levels of cry inducing faggotry.
