Bono Beer Chug Challenge: 4 Beers in 60 Seconds
I get fatter in every video
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FatmoFat the Iron Liver
I'm not arguing that, I just thought with challenges you couldn't puke until the end.
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makodragon
Hey Tyler's sister. You sound hot.Also, nice pinky extension when chugging. Very fancy.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Right!......That clock looks like something you wouldn't buy, but your mum might.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
That's not in Maine is it? I went out west once. I didn't like kittery.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
My wife wants this one at $4.1 million. http://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-536-5d7sf9/120-schooner-head-road-bar-harbor-me-04609https://i.imgur.com/xgd8DHb.jpg
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
It's not easy being me, being married to her. So I just keep buying Power Ball tickets.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
I just keep seeing her falling to her untimely death in the pounding storm surf. But not until her mother dies and leaves her a wad of cash.
mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom
Any African American blood in those veins of yours?
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Bono
Well after this video, I had another... maybe 2 beers. It all hit me at once and I was comfortably fucked up.
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Bono
I looked more like a lesbian when I was 20https://muchozucko.com/109/The-original-double-beer-challenge-by-Bono
Cigarmann
Right, he needs fly glasses and hair implants...... and an obnoxious sense of righteousness....
Bono
MD, it would be harder for me to treat you with such disdain if you weren't such a good for nothing
makodragon
like you do with barret because he's good at paying for sex? Are you fucking retarded? lol
Bono
Well let's compare your apples to his oranges.You) Sit at home and buy weed with government money. Doodle on paper. Repeat. For ___ years.
Barret) Travels the world and has sex with beautiful women.
Bono
You) Get blocked by a fat chick you met on a desperate singles' website.Barret) OH YOU SO STRONG FARANG, SUCKY SUCKY PREEASE
Bono
Fact is MD you wouldn't get so upset at my comments if they weren't so accurate.Get your shit together, I'm on your side
makodragon
yeahyou're retarded.
He gets more government cheese than me, and I actually go to college and want to wean myself off of the teat. The fact that you regard us differently makes it very difficult to take anything you say seriously.
makodragon
And if you want to run me off of the site, you're doing a great job. Zucko's novelty is wearing off and it's getting stale already. You should really watch your mouth with people who actually try to contribute to the site. Duh.
Bono
"I actually go to college"You mean you enrolled with no gameplan just to pass the time. After years of doing nothing.
I mean, it's GOOD, if you actually plan on sticking to it. But "sticking to it" isn't really your thing.
makodragon
Then again, I don't like you enough to help you anymore, so I should just keep my mouth shut and be moving on. Flabberface.
Bono
Like I said. You wouldn't be so butthurt if it wasn't true.If you want to move on, I'm not stopping you. We have twice the traffic as the dying MS. You'll get bored and come back.
Bono
And I quoth paraphrasingly:"Gee Bono, I wish I was smart like you."
Makodragon, chatroom, approximately 2 weeks ago.
makodragon
Yeah I wish I could hack like you. I'm not bitter or mad. Just saying it how it is.
Bono
MD I know you're mad, but if you keep making me do that thing where I compare my life to yours, it won't make you any happier
makodragon
Yeah, you told me to hack. You also told me I'm no hacker. And I'm not. So fucking what? Sheeit dude.
makodragon
Then you vastly overestimate the value of your 'advice'. Which doesn't surprise me. Stop pretending like you are actually useful outside of a fucking keyboard you twerp!
Marasyn
So how often you two fuck? Bitch bitch like a married couple. I'm guess Bono is the top
Bono
usually, they step up like this and get set back down.but you're either too high or too emotional to handle that, so we'll call this a win for you. i can't bring myself to cause further harm.
Marasyn
How old is Makodragon? For a relevant discussion of him being in college... curiosity is perked*
makodragon
I'm 33. College is for game design, and I'm an artist sooo like... yeah, it makes sense. Unlike the thinking bono does away from a keyboard.
makodragon
He's used to trolling people on 4chan and mucho who get all raged up and want to fight him. Case in point, ThatDude420.Plus he's young, dumb, and full of piss and vinegar.
makodragon
By the way Marasyn, you should realize that until Bono made sucko, I had virtually no interaction with him whatsoever in the 4 or 5 years I was active. He acts like he knows me though.
Marasyn
Disregard my question different name. I form my own opinions of people. Don't get caught up in past shit. Both of you are funny And I just enjoy your bickering
makodragon
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I have to shut up about it and take your shit, gobshite!
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makodragon
You're not that fat, it's just that your metabolism distributes a lot of fat to those chubby cheeks of yours.
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BILLYMAYSHERE
I thought someone would chime in from yackosucko but no...it wasnt 6 beers in 60seconds cooter,it was 6 shots in 60 seconds...i thinkjerkstore tried to swallow a 5th..i cant recall if someone did it ( i dont think so)
BILLYMAYSHERE
i seem to recall it didnt matter as long as it was in the 80proof and above category..none of that wussy shit
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glandmilker
She cant wait to get to the office on Monday and tell her co-workers how proud she is of you