Bono Beer Chug Challenge: 4 Beers in 60 Seconds

I get fatter in every video

Points: 20

by Bono

Submitted on Sep 13, 2017

User Challenges

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  Tigeriger

  Upvote for the puke. Nice job.

  
  

  #4056
  

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  Bono

  Halfway through #4 I was seeing spots :(

  
  

  #7180
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Does it count if you choked some up after 3?

  
  

  #17212
  

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  Bono

  Beer is harder than liquor.

  
  

  #17213
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  I'm not arguing that, I just thought with challenges you couldn't puke until the end.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Your mum sounds hot.

  
  

  #4057
  

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  Bono

  That wasn't my mom, that was the sister that Jrob came on

  
  

  #7181
  

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  makodragon

  Hey Tyler's sister. You sound hot.

  Also, nice pinky extension when chugging. Very fancy.

  
  

  #7185
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  tylers mum encourages this

  
  

  #7188
  

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  makodragon

  what, pinky extension?

  
  

  #7257
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  recklessness

  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  Good try man.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  I bet this faggot still lives with his parents

  
  

  #4060
  

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  Bono

  I'm 90% sure I don't

  
  

  #7184
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Right!......That clock looks like something you wouldn't buy, but your mum might.

  
  

  #7197
  

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  Bono

  This was filmed at my ancestral home in the middle-class slums of Bakersfield

  
  

  #7198
  

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  JordanSimms

  Nice paneling. Vintage. Don't see that too often.

  
  

  #7251
  

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  JordanSimms

  Mom sounds hot.

  
  

  #7252
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  That's not in Maine is it? I went out west once. I didn't like kittery.

  
  

  #7254
  

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  Bono

  wish it was Maine, maybe then property would be worth a shit

  
  

  #7255
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  My wife wants this one at $4.1 million. http://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-536-5d7sf9/120-schooner-head-road-bar-harbor-me-04609

  https://i.imgur.com/xgd8DHb.jpg

  
  

  #7273
  

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  Bono

  jesus fucking christ

  
  

  #7274
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  It's not easy being me, being married to her. So I just keep buying Power Ball tickets.

  
  

  #7276
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I just keep seeing her falling to her untimely death in the pounding storm surf. But not until her mother dies and leaves her a wad of cash.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Bro...

  
  

  #7281
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Doesn't he live with his aunt?

  
  

  #7333
  

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  Bono

  no, that was Will Smith

  
  

  #7334
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Any African American blood in those veins of yours?

  
  

  #7336
  

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  Bono

  No I don't have AIDS

  
  

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  makodragon

  So what do you do when you're drunk at 4:30 in the afternoon? Keep on drankin'?

  
  

  #4061
  

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  Bono

  Well after this video, I had another... maybe 2 beers. It all hit me at once and I was comfortably fucked up.

  
  

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  Cigarmann

  Upvote for gay pinky extension......

  
  

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  Marasyn

  Few things....fuckkkk I'm old..

  And awesome job...

  Not how I pictured you in my head

  
  

  #4063
  

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  Bono

  I looked more like a lesbian when I was 20

  https://muchozucko.com/109/The-original-double-beer-challenge-by-Bono

  
  

  #7195
  

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  Cigarmann

  Right, he needs fly glasses and hair implants...... and an obnoxious sense of righteousness....

  
  

  #7196
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  How old now?

  
  

  #7199
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Turned 25 recently-ish

  
  

  #7200
  

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  makodragon

  he's got the latter down pat. Obnoxious bastard!

  
  

  #7201
  

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  Bono

  MD, it would be harder for me to treat you with such disdain if you weren't such a good for nothing

  
  

  #7203
  

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  makodragon

  like you do with barret because he's good at paying for sex? Are you fucking retarded? lol

  
  

  #7204
  

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  Bono

  Well let's compare your apples to his oranges.

  You) Sit at home and buy weed with government money. Doodle on paper. Repeat. For ___ years.

  Barret) Travels the world and has sex with beautiful women.

  
  

  #7206
  

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  Bono

  You) Get blocked by a fat chick you met on a desperate singles' website.

  Barret) OH YOU SO STRONG FARANG, SUCKY SUCKY PREEASE

  
  

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  Bono

  yeah I'd take Barret

  
  

  #7208
  

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  Bono

  Fact is MD you wouldn't get so upset at my comments if they weren't so accurate.

  Get your shit together, I'm on your side

  
  

  #7210
  

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  makodragon

  yeah

  you're retarded.

  He gets more government cheese than me, and I actually go to college and want to wean myself off of the teat. The fact that you regard us differently makes it very difficult to take anything you say seriously.

  
  

  #7211
  

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  makodragon

  And if you want to run me off of the site, you're doing a great job. Zucko's novelty is wearing off and it's getting stale already. You should really watch your mouth with people who actually try to contribute to the site. Duh.

  
  

  #7212
  

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  Bono

  "I actually go to college"

  You mean you enrolled with no gameplan just to pass the time. After years of doing nothing.

  I mean, it's GOOD, if you actually plan on sticking to it. But "sticking to it" isn't really your thing.

  
  

  #7213
  

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  makodragon

  Then again, I don't like you enough to help you anymore, so I should just keep my mouth shut and be moving on. Flabberface.

  
  

  #7215
  

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  Cigarmann

  MZ Bono seems ok to me. I was talking about U2 Bono....

  
  

  #7216
  

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  Bono

  Like I said. You wouldn't be so butthurt if it wasn't true.

  If you want to move on, I'm not stopping you. We have twice the traffic as the dying MS. You'll get bored and come back.

  
  

  #7217
  

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  Bono

  I originally named the account Bono cuz I planned on being a giant cunt

  
  

  #7218
  

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  makodragon

  But I've already stopped subbing. So you win I guess.

  
  

  #7219
  

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  makodragon

  lol you idiot.

  
  

  #7220
  

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  Bono

  I've never seen you so mad

  
  

  #7221
  

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  Bono

  You need more weed

  
  

  #7222
  

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  makodragon

  I'm barely even...

  I'm just pointing out your stupidity.

  
  

  #7223
  

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  Bono

  And I quoth paraphrasingly:

  "Gee Bono, I wish I was smart like you."

  Makodragon, chatroom, approximately 2 weeks ago.

  
  

  #7224
  

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  makodragon

  Yeah I wish I could hack like you. I'm not bitter or mad. Just saying it how it is.

  
  

  #7225
  

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  makodragon

  Also, you are quite eloquent too. But you're still foolhardy.

  
  

  #7226
  

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  Bono

  I just used 2 words that I'm pretty sure aren't real

  
  

  #7227
  

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  makodragon

  Your sense of superiority isn't real.

  
  

  #7228
  

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  Bono

  MD I know you're mad, but if you keep making me do that thing where I compare my life to yours, it won't make you any happier

  
  

  #7230
  

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  Bono

  I've already tried dishing out the advice though. Spoiler alert: it went unheeded.

  
  

  #7231
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono smokey smokeys

  
  

  #7232
  

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  makodragon

  Yeah, you told me to hack. You also told me I'm no hacker. And I'm not. So fucking what? Sheeit dude.

  
  

  #7234
  

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  Bono

  ... I think maybe you got something out of that conversation that wasn't there.

  
  

  #7235
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono pats MD

  
  

  #7236
  

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  makodragon

  Then you vastly overestimate the value of your 'advice'. Which doesn't surprise me. Stop pretending like you are actually useful outside of a fucking keyboard you twerp!

  
  

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  Zucker

  Marasyn

  So how often you two fuck? Bitch bitch like a married couple. I'm guess Bono is the top

  
  

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  Bono

  usually, they step up like this and get set back down.

  but you're either too high or too emotional to handle that, so we'll call this a win for you. i can't bring myself to cause further harm.

  
  

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  Bono

  take this momentum and do something with it!

  
  

  #7240
  

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  Bono

  lol, md can't be the bottom right now, he needs a win.

  
  

  #7241
  

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  makodragon

  Don't challenge my masculinity Marasyn. I will fuck you up!

  
  

  #7242
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Grab a beer makodaddy G

  
  

  #7243
  

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  makodragon

  And there's always banning if you can't handle being called an obnoxious cunt.

  
  

  #7244
  

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  makodragon

  I'll get the beer Marasyn, you rest those cute, chubby feet.

  
  

  #7245
  

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  Bono

  i love strife MD, i encourage namecalling when its accurate

  
  

  #7246
  

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  Bono

  user:Bono presents his bare ass.

  Have at me! make it a win!

  
  

  #7247
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  How old is Makodragon? For a relevant discussion of him being in college... curiosity is perked*

  
  

  #7249
  

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  Bono

  older than me, his college is a self improvement.... effort.

  
  

  #7250
  

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  makodragon

  I'm 33. College is for game design, and I'm an artist sooo like... yeah, it makes sense. Unlike the thinking bono does away from a keyboard.

  
  

  #7256
  

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  Bono

  how mad can a stoner possibly be?

  
  

  #7258
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Oh ffs, he is young. Sorry gotta agree with Mako.. your being a cunt

  
  

  #7259
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  You are* before you correct me

  
  

  #7260
  

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  makodragon

  He knows he is. lol

  He thinks I care though. I really don't bro.

  
  

  #7261
  

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  Bono

  yeah, you said that 85 comments ago.

  Mara if you knew MD long term, you'd get it.

  
  

  #7262
  

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  makodragon

  He's used to trolling people on 4chan and mucho who get all raged up and want to fight him. Case in point, ThatDude420.

  Plus he's young, dumb, and full of piss and vinegar.

  
  

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  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Haaa... So are you using that name on sc?

  
  

  #7264
  

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  makodragon

  By the way Marasyn, you should realize that until Bono made sucko, I had virtually no interaction with him whatsoever in the 4 or 5 years I was active. He acts like he knows me though.

  
  

  #7265
  

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  makodragon

  I'm not on sc at all, if that was directed at me.

  
  

  #7266
  

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  Bono

  i'll let you go back to venting about how much you don't care, be back in a bit.

  
  

  #7267
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  Disregard my question different name. I form my own opinions of people. Don't get caught up in past shit. Both of you are funny And I just enjoy your bickering

  
  

  #7268
  

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  Bono

  Don't you forget I'm the top.

  
  

  #7269
  

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  Bono

  A perfect stranger assumed you were the bottom MD. Even after seeing my face.

  
  

  #7270
  

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  makodragon

  lol fuck you.

  
  

  #7271
  

  Zucker

  Marasyn

  You forgot the hair flip

  
  

  #7272
  

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  CartersBird

  Reading this entire convo, MD seems like the woman

  
  

  #7277
  

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  CartersBird

  Like dude, how many times can you repeat that you don't care?

  
  

  #7278
  

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  makodragon

  Suck a chode CartersTurd.

  
  

  #7299
  

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  makodragon

  Bono is the woman because he's like a bitchy mother.

  
  

  #7301
  

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  Bono

  he says, not caringly

  
  

  #7303
  

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  Bono

  for the 40th time in 2 days

  
  

  #7304
  

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  makodragon

  Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I have to shut up about it and take your shit, gobshite!

  
  

  #7305
  

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  Bono

  zzzzz

  
  

  #7306
  

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  Bono

  +1 for gobshite tho

  
  

  #7308
  

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  Barret

  lol finally read this thread while only half drunk.

  Good stuff.

  
  

  #7556
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  It was only like 10% good stuff

  
  

  #8430
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  this lesbian fight made me smile...

  
  

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  makodragon

  You're not that fat, it's just that your metabolism distributes a lot of fat to those chubby cheeks of yours.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  This would be quite impressive you if cut it off after 2 beers.

  
  

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  Hogmaster

  you look like toolmans gay son

  
  

  #4074
  

  Banned

  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  He does resemble him a bit.

  
  

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  Zucker

  Macheesemo

  "Have to try to get as little head as possible" No need to try, amirite?

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  I thought someone would chime in from yackosucko but no...it wasnt 6 beers in 60seconds cooter,it was 6 shots in 60 seconds...i think jerkstore tried to swallow a 5th..i cant recall if someone did it ( i dont think so)

  
  

  #4093
  

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  Bono

  shots would be easier...

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  i wouldnt even bother attempting 6 beers

  
  

  #7314
  

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  Bono

  tequila ok or does it have to be something foul?

  
  

  #7315
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  i seem to recall it didnt matter as long as it was in the 80proof and above category..none of that wussy shit

  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  https://i.imgur.com/eLo2SnJ.jpg

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  lol

  
  

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  Bono

  stfu

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i was going to call fake on those first two, jesus

  
  

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  mikebrown603@aol.com the Tiny Mushroom

  Uv for the name alone

  
  

  #4100
  

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  Barret

  You mean the description?

  
  

  #7557
  

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  Barret

  Good job though, the first 2 went down so quick...

  
  

  #7558
  
  
  

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  Barret

  Have you tried going easier on the 2 first glasses? Might make the 2 next ones go down easier. Not that I'm some kind of beer scientist.

  
  

  #4197
  

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  Bono

  No... the more you wait the harder it gets.

  
  

  #7559
  

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  Barret

  Well then, you just have to go fasterrrrrrrrrr.

  
  

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  Bono

  IF YOU ARE HERE FROM THE REDDIT POST

  stop being a shady fucking lurker. https://muchozucko.com/register

  
  

  #7939
  

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  CartersBird

  I found where you put it you cheeky bastard.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  She cant wait to get to the office on Monday and tell her co-workers how proud she is of you

  
  

  #8599