Bono Beer Chug Challenge: 4 Beers in 60 Seconds

I get fatter in every video


by Bono
Submitted on Sep 13, 2017User Challenges
Points: 20

Tags:chugbeer4 in 60bucketbono· 131 comments

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Halfway through #4 I was seeing spots :(

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Beer is harder than liquor.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That wasn't my mom, that was the sister that Jrob came on

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Hey Tyler's sister. You sound hot.

    Also, nice pinky extension when chugging. Very fancy.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I bet this faggot still lives with his parents

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm 90% sure I don't

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    This was filmed at my ancestral home in the middle-class slums of Bakersfield

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Nice paneling. Vintage. Don't see that too often.

    Like1STFU0#107251
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    wish it was Maine, maybe then property would be worth a shit

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    jesus fucking christ

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    Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    I just keep seeing her falling to her untimely death in the pounding storm surf. But not until her mother dies and leaves her a wad of cash.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    no, that was Will Smith

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    No I don't have AIDS

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    So what do you do when you're drunk at 4:30 in the afternoon? Keep on drankin'?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well after this video, I had another... maybe 2 beers. It all hit me at once and I was comfortably fucked up.

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  • Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    Upvote for gay pinky extension......

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  • Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    Few things....fuckkkk I'm old..

    And awesome job...

    Not how I pictured you in my head

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    Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    Right, he needs fly glasses and hair implants...... and an obnoxious sense of righteousness....

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Turned 25 recently-ish

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    he's got the latter down pat. Obnoxious bastard!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MD, it would be harder for me to treat you with such disdain if you weren't such a good for nothing

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    like you do with barret because he's good at paying for sex? Are you fucking retarded? lol

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Well let's compare your apples to his oranges.

    You) Sit at home and buy weed with government money. Doodle on paper. Repeat. For ___ years.

    Barret) Travels the world and has sex with beautiful women.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You) Get blocked by a fat chick you met on a desperate singles' website.

    Barret) OH YOU SO STRONG FARANG, SUCKY SUCKY PREEASE

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    yeah I'd take Barret

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Fact is MD you wouldn't get so upset at my comments if they weren't so accurate.

    Get your shit together, I'm on your side

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    yeah

    you're retarded.

    He gets more government cheese than me, and I actually go to college and want to wean myself off of the teat. The fact that you regard us differently makes it very difficult to take anything you say seriously.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And if you want to run me off of the site, you're doing a great job. Zucko's novelty is wearing off and it's getting stale already. You should really watch your mouth with people who actually try to contribute to the site. Duh.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    "I actually go to college"

    You mean you enrolled with no gameplan just to pass the time. After years of doing nothing.

    I mean, it's GOOD, if you actually plan on sticking to it. But "sticking to it" isn't really your thing.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Then again, I don't like you enough to help you anymore, so I should just keep my mouth shut and be moving on. Flabberface.

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    Mucho User CigarmannVet

    Cigarmann

    MZ Bono seems ok to me. I was talking about U2 Bono....

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Like I said. You wouldn't be so butthurt if it wasn't true.

    If you want to move on, I'm not stopping you. We have twice the traffic as the dying MS. You'll get bored and come back.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I originally named the account Bono cuz I planned on being a giant cunt

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    But I've already stopped subbing. So you win I guess.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I've never seen you so mad

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm barely even...

    I'm just pointing out your stupidity.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And I quoth paraphrasingly:

    "Gee Bono, I wish I was smart like you."

    Makodragon, chatroom, approximately 2 weeks ago.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah I wish I could hack like you. I'm not bitter or mad. Just saying it how it is.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Also, you are quite eloquent too. But you're still foolhardy.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I just used 2 words that I'm pretty sure aren't real

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MD I know you're mad, but if you keep making me do that thing where I compare my life to yours, it won't make you any happier

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I've already tried dishing out the advice though. Spoiler alert: it went unheeded.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono smokey smokeys

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Yeah, you told me to hack. You also told me I'm no hacker. And I'm not. So fucking what? Sheeit dude.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    ... I think maybe you got something out of that conversation that wasn't there.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Then you vastly overestimate the value of your 'advice'. Which doesn't surprise me. Stop pretending like you are actually useful outside of a fucking keyboard you twerp!

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    So how often you two fuck? Bitch bitch like a married couple. I'm guess Bono is the top

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    usually, they step up like this and get set back down.

    but you're either too high or too emotional to handle that, so we'll call this a win for you. i can't bring myself to cause further harm.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    take this momentum and do something with it!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    lol, md can't be the bottom right now, he needs a win.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Don't challenge my masculinity Marasyn. I will fuck you up!

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    And there's always banning if you can't handle being called an obnoxious cunt.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'll get the beer Marasyn, you rest those cute, chubby feet.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    i love strife MD, i encourage namecalling when its accurate

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    * Bono presents his bare ass.

    Have at me! make it a win!

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    How old is Makodragon? For a relevant discussion of him being in college... curiosity is perked*

    Like0STFU0#107249
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    older than me, his college is a self improvement.... effort.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm 33. College is for game design, and I'm an artist sooo like... yeah, it makes sense. Unlike the thinking bono does away from a keyboard.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    how mad can a stoner possibly be?

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    Oh ffs, he is young. Sorry gotta agree with Mako.. your being a cunt

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    You are* before you correct me

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    He knows he is. lol

    He thinks I care though. I really don't bro.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    yeah, you said that 85 comments ago.

    Mara if you knew MD long term, you'd get it.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    He's used to trolling people on 4chan and mucho who get all raged up and want to fight him. Case in point, ThatDude420.

    Plus he's young, dumb, and full of piss and vinegar.

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    Haaa... So are you using that name on sc?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    By the way Marasyn, you should realize that until Bono made sucko, I had virtually no interaction with him whatsoever in the 4 or 5 years I was active. He acts like he knows me though.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'm not on sc at all, if that was directed at me.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    i'll let you go back to venting about how much you don't care, be back in a bit.

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    Mucho User MarasynZucker

    Marasyn

    Disregard my question different name. I form my own opinions of people. Don't get caught up in past shit. Both of you are funny And I just enjoy your bickering

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Don't you forget I'm the top.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    A perfect stranger assumed you were the bottom MD. Even after seeing my face.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Reading this entire convo, MD seems like the woman

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Like dude, how many times can you repeat that you don't care?

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Bono is the woman because he's like a bitchy mother.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    he says, not caringly

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    for the 40th time in 2 days

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I have to shut up about it and take your shit, gobshite!

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol finally read this thread while only half drunk.

    Good stuff.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    this lesbian fight made me smile...

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You're not that fat, it's just that your metabolism distributes a lot of fat to those chubby cheeks of yours.

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    This would be quite impressive you if cut it off after 2 beers.

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  • Mucho User HogmasterZucker

    Hogmaster

    you look like toolmans gay son

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  • Mucho User MacheesemoZucker

    Macheesemo

    "Have to try to get as little head as possible" No need to try, amirite?

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  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    I thought someone would chime in from yackosucko but no...it wasnt 6 beers in 60seconds cooter,it was 6 shots in 60 seconds...i think jerkstore tried to swallow a 5th..i cant recall if someone did it ( i dont think so)

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    shots would be easier...

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    tequila ok or does it have to be something foul?

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    i seem to recall it didnt matter as long as it was in the 80proof and above category..none of that wussy shit

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good job though, the first 2 went down so quick...

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Have you tried going easier on the 2 first glasses? Might make the 2 next ones go down easier. Not that I'm some kind of beer scientist.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    No... the more you wait the harder it gets.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well then, you just have to go fasterrrrrrrrrr.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    She cant wait to get to the office on Monday and tell her co-workers how proud she is of you

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