Avast ye mateys
Sailing with Captain Morgan and his spiced crew.
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Shitbag-McGee
Looky here.... it's the geriatric tranny. It's bad news when this cockjockey joins your site. I've seen two sites go to shit after him joining. This 80 yr old self described 'half gay' piece of shit is a curse to any decent site
mikebrown603@aol.com_2
Hey Bono, how's it coming along with letting us know when new comments are posted while in a thread?
Marasyn
Bono.. shitbag is double posting And his settings are fucked . Can't post an avi. Fuck
Bono
Tons of people I know can be spazzy shitbirds so I prefer not to mute people without great cause.@Floatin soon! (TM)
mikebrown603@aol.com_2
Maybe he stutters IRL and just wants people to know him for who he is.;)
Shitbag-McGee
I know most people here are illiterate so I'm just giving them a second chance at reading things.
Shitbag-McGee
And if the site wasn't so slow I would know it was submitted the first time
Codedaddy
Shitbag-McGee slower than you and me, comments twice because he's an attention grabbing pussy. Eminem ain't got shit on me son, damn.
Shitbag-McGee
Site owners always say it's on our end yet my shit is working fine everywhere else.
Bono
End users always say they have things configured correctly yet they're stupid as fuck and that's why they're not site owners.
Shitbag-McGee
Codedaddy? You combined your name with your dickcrush's name? That's adorable..... faggot
Codedaddy
Shitbag-McGee, named after both parents. Shitbag Fallon and Rubber Tits Mcgee.
Shitbag-McGee
Mom's rubber tits were the best in town. Ask anyone... the entire town knew them well
Bono
And with that charming nugget of information, I'm going to change up the reply system real quick. Your shitposting may be interrupted over the course of the next... I dunno, 5-ish minutes.
Bono
Alright, I think we're good. Unless you can click 20 times a second, it should be next to impossible to reply with double posts.
Codedaddy
Shitbag has the reflexes of an elastic band, the brain power of a Pentium II processor and the charm of a bacon rasher, you may need to up that tolerance Bono.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Well, hello monkey....so Marasyn brought her furry pet. I smelled the stale tobacco as soon as I logged on.
Barret
It was accident! Was hoping for maybe 1 double post.Thank god I wasn't trying harder.
Bono
The site loads so fast for me I can'tAs God, I've literally created a rock so heavy I can't lift it
Shitbag-McGee
Go fuck yourself, Zeb. I knew you were here by the stench of semen, shit, and stalecrayons
Bono
are you literally just clicking a bunch? I have a script that disables the submit button while the AJAX post runs... this shouldn't be possible.
Bono
It can't be. Some of these are like 10 milliseconds apart. Are you tabbing and holding down enter?
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
@Shitbag-McGee.........Damn, monkey you use your tongue prettier than a two dollar crack whore. I thought you would be glad to see me, now that they let you off the short bus.
Barret
Tab and hold down enter? Haha.I'll stop now, or this will be the most discussed of all time or something.
Bono
Just tell me what you're doing fuckface. It can't be clicking. Two of those were 6 milliseconds apart.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Yeah....bring them a copy of Chapman's "Piloting Seamanship and Small Boat Handling"