makodragon’s Comments
Bumford is a long way off getting me to touch my dick for him, for any reason, and definitely not for a straight up lets see who's dick is bigger contest.
not out of choice. Less noise indeed.
My piss should wake up the fucking rats in the sewers.
but lets just pretend that masculinity and things that are masculine don't exist or have any relevance anymore.
Mate, I would shit standing up if I could.
THat's probably the gayest and most feminine thing you have ever said on this site, and you already admitted to sitting down to piss.
Stop it. Stop it right now.
You actually sit to piss? What the fuck is that about man? I don't know you man.
That's like 'working' in the real world. You eat shit for decades, pretend to like it, but get virtually fuck all worthwhile recognition or compensation for it.
Hahaha, all shat shit eating and he's still a noob.
you sounds like men with broken spirits. Drink?
riddance
I did say it. I just surrounded the word with other words.
Finally a reasonable opportunity to say 'good' and you fucks don't take it? What is you people's major malfunction?
she took it like a champ. I am almost insulted by how well she took it. Crazy bitch.
shut up shitlips
M-m-m-m-m MuchoKill
giggity
hahaha dumpy... shit, I wish I had deliberately thought of that.
C'mon Barret, you gotta at least get a jolt of lol outta that.
'first' and 'good' are not memes man... But even if they were by way of them being repeated by the retarded, they are the lowest form of internet wit.
THe stupid thing is, she is proper keen on me. How do you manage to make fuck it up that much when trying to be on your best behaviour? You've gotta be some kind of exceptionally retarded slag.
Repetition is the hallmark of the banal.
And each strike got uglier and uglier dude
yep. Made my mind up now mate. I gave her 10 strikes mate, like the song man. She's out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nc-cHnzUI
Nuh-uh dude. The little bastard is fucking up for it man.
Only a bitch needs an excuse to post their dick. I've already done it. No need to do it again.