glandmilker’s Comments

I bet they smell as good as they sound

She cant wait to get to the office on Monday and tell her co-workers how proud she is of you

looks like Rosie O'Donald waxed her pubes

Had a cat step into a soup can of gasoline,its leg swelled up to twice its size, it could still hold onto the kitchen cabinets though with one claw, it just didnt want to go into the sink for a wash.

I sounded just like this,got 3 calls a day for 2 years from the same company, they stopped calling

His true friend is going to toss him off again

New York has a stick and a plastic bucket

Horses dont like to be chased

a safe way for eating cavernous pussy

Vending machines with fresh fruit, here's my dollar

All this because he wanted a handi

downvote for no boner

Lyme disease

Her hooves are too small

inspector #241 is right cross the street

looking good for 212 years old

Didnt even wiggle enough to use as fish bait

One hell of an ice cream cone

cant afford medical care if he cant afford a clean paper towel on the table

Here's your sign

Brother and sister,and his roid zits are sexy

I've never trussed up a chicken like this way but if it works

He misses his mom

He looks quite sad leaving the ride

3/8" or 1/2"