glandmilker’s Comments

There would have been 50 million but the workers made water balloons out of them

Only likes men that tuck

Rather die in a hail of bullets than let go of this tasty treat

Didn't take his OSHA Lockout Tagout Training Course

Never had a fish salad before

another plus

Bono I will move you up my list of clientele. I was at on H6 for a few years got banned too much towards the end

I am coming to a point in my life where I wish I had one of these, something to love, nurture, and share a relationship with. Then abort it has it reaches maturity

If a turd in a jar is art so is this

later Hector punched his temple asking why he didn't finger her

Dr Pimple went overboard a bit

hopefully, he used the ladder to help in standing up again

it's so cute when your child shows its first brain defect

I wonder what place she is thinking about when it slides down her tongue

She drops that belt like she's going to fuck that guys ass next

A dingleberry drops out at :16

Can I get me some satisfaction

when you only get a 10 minutes break for lunch

most of these would be better if the participant wore a plastic bag over their head

They should hold the Olympics ski competition there, deduct a point for each body you miss

glowstick challenge drink one shot glass of microwaved glowing fun, your poop will glow in the dark!

could have opened a bottle off camera for the sound effect

shes pulling hard on the reins to show him who's boss, the horse gets a downvote for only getting her leg

changes to the script are discouraged

The metric to standard conversions should be done with a calculator