Hello

How are you? Tell me about your day.

Points: 15

by CartersBird

Submitted on Feb 1, 2018

Gross

Tags: cucumber zucchini pickle bunghole butthole vagina
18 comments

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  I'm getting a strong Whac-a-mole feeling with this one.

  
  

  #10818
  
  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  I had pills for dinner

  
  

  #10824
  

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  Bono

  Prescription?

  
  

  #21110
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  vicodin... so yes... and no

  
  

  #21297
  
  
  

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  glandmilker

  Never had a fish salad before

  
  

  #10825
  
  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  vlASSic pickles are the best

  
  

  #10830
  
  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  good morning Carter, sorry you had a rough night

  
  

  #10831
  

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  CartersBird

  lol fuck you.

  
  

  #21112
  
  
  

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  BILLYMAYSHERE

  HI

  
  

  #10839
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  Vegan nymphomaniac. Hates meat so much she won't even take touch a dick.

  
  

  #10884
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  Spank her, eat her out and fuck her to oblivion. Wipe your dick off, throw the cum rag at her and go shower, using maximum heat and a detachable shower-head to target your scrotum and hopefully the water will be hot enough to scald the jock itch fungus off of your epidermis.

  
  

  #11013
  

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  Barret

  Does this guy ever shut up with this crap?

  We get it, you are desperate for sex. Calm down.

  
  

  #21416
  

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  makodragon

  Finally someone said it.

  
  

  #21418
  

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  Barret

  He's like a fat sex obsessed punky, but spams long "erotic" tales instead of music vid links, and obviously, less stupid. Because no one is that stupid.

  
  

  #21425
  

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  makodragon

  Lack of sex does hideous things to a man.

  Apparently though, validly pointing it out makes you jelly or some shit. Keep defending this faggot behemoth though because the site needs more sexual desperation and hideous gay porn... fucking bellends.

  
  

  #21427
  

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  CartersBird

  I don't care for the sexual desperation... but the hideous gay porn, why not?

  
  

  #21428
  

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  makodragon

  Fine. I'll let my votes do the bitching.

  
  

  #21434
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  you forgot the sign loser

  
  

  #22743