bamford’s Comments
real confident for a statistical zero, md.
at least you'll have that going for you when you wake up on your 50th birthday and nothing else has changed, save another handful of dead relatives who no longer feed into your support system.
i hope sharia law has a good way of dealing with homeless old folks. you'll need it.
the latter. and who are you calling pops? just because you live like a primary school aged neet doesn't mean you aren't an old man.
someone is feelin sassy lately.
the legend of chupacabra is less than 30 years old. did you know that son?
proud? no, but he has accepted himself.
5 years in the future.
laughed out loud after the first one.
where did MD go? hammering dicks at the poorhouse?
lawful good vs chaotic evil... the final battle...
no kidding.
don't go TR on me, thesaurus reading mingemaster.
good sign.. he can spell without autocorrect.
did you slide off your shorts, undies, and socks all in one motion? mommy's big boy...
are you still fucking triggered? wash the kiddie cock out of your mouth with bleach and get back to me.
good.
that's up for debate.
there will be lots of pleases and thank yous.
i.e. just let us know if nobody could ever get lower than 1:50
for this game i would be happy for a "max time" so if we get close, we can stop wondering what if
this whole site is so gross sometimes. not shitporn gross. not death on a road gross. just ... gross.
and then there's this quitter.
i bet that excuse sounded real good in your head.