UUoody’s Comments

Now you tell me!

Oh shit!

What, exactly are "Giggles thangs"?

I never knew that baby elephants like tuna.

But they fought with expert timing

And the british did it backwards

Which was absolutely frightening.

....and brush your teeth. oops....Do I have a guy for you! Do you like nunchucks? Would you like to meet a genuine Ninja?

The none-teeth are from accidents while flailing the nunchucks.

Students seldom ever recover from having to read Howard's End in high school.

She failed the call two arms

Although these girls are not dead yet, they're doing their best to complete the process.

His father said: Never be afraid to show you have balls.

Too bad he missed that nice concrete bridge footing.

What!....You wouldn't drive two miles to get laid?

....and they each get a trophy.

Now a colostomy bag for a year while that colon damage is rectum-fied.

Do you want eastern white or western red?

Yeah, I think so. Now he needs to work his cock into her pussy.

Nay

I know her. She was the human services manager at my last job.

Pretty is in the eye of the beholder.....;)

* nor

BTW...She was neither old or a cow when I married her.

Sorry....your logic has eluded me.

Why would go for mashed, mixed and reconstituted crap when you could have REAL potato chips?

Hit it with your Prince Albert ....no pain, no strain.