UUoody’s Comments

Wait!....Who the fuck has a ready made nut sack hatch in their jeans crotch?

I understand the entire look....except for the hair dryer tat......and that thing on her, um his, um whatever, right hand.

If there was anyone who ever needed a STFU button, it's them. I have no problem with people who choose not to eat meat, but I have a big problem with those who deny my right to eat what ever the fuck I want....bacon, chicken, pussy and the perennial crowd pleaser, Tater Tots.

They can't guide a car into the center of a parking space either.

It looks more like the turd squeezed off a toad.

Nice slide but the home plate umpire called him out.

....and Egypt is a major non NATO ally which scares the living shit out of me.

Gutter do better than that.

Yet, not as bad as what happens if you disrespect an Italian mother in Boston's North End.

Ya gotta know when to hold'em.....

I wouldn't pay $20 for the two of them naked, together, and covered in Marshmallow Fluff.

My instrument did not come out.

I know bacon is really good.......but really?

Tit for tat....and all that.

Five words......security deposit not big enough.

I always liked the word "femoral", of or pertaining to the femur......fem-oral.

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Malls in Maine don't sell those....I already checked.

Could that grey bottle possibly be a cleaning product?

If that is a hair loss treatment, it isn't working.

Women just don't understand the spreading issue........we need room for the package, they don't. Women are cunts. QED

Fuckin' retreads giving us real trannies a bad name.....you don't (often) see us drooling into our Spaghetti O's or counting our pubic hairs on the short bus.

The little fella's got guts.

Yeah.....I threw a fuck into a pile of rocks once, thinking there might be a snake in there.....but it was not to be.

he needs bigger ordnance....just sayin'.