UUoody’s Comments
Oscar Brand reenactment :
"The Queen prefers my rival just because I'm somewhat short."
So he sent the Count of Zippity-Zap
To give to the Queen a dose of clap
To pass it on to the Bastard King of England.
She is absolutely stunning.
NO!.....I wouldn't be seen dead in an Audi.
How do you spell Petri dish?
https://i.imgur.com/fxv8lb7.jpg
That's just screaming out for some rodeo bull rider to stick his dick in there and then try to last eight seconds.
https://muchozucko.com/1505/Oh-my-gud-
Anal done VERY wrong.
.....but the rock-solid fake tits don't flap.
Kinda' reminds me of Sheb Wooley:
Said, "I'm rough and ready and about half wild
And I can whip anybody in half a mile"
'Cause there wasn't anybody else there 'cept me and little Skeet
Said, "I'm just as tough as a hickory briar
And I could dive deeper and came up drier"
And he did it, too. Right off that wagon seat
Well, it shook him up when he hit the ground.......
What?! No tits! It ain't natural, that.
Like the kid that fell into the outhouse, it's easier to just make a new one.
*used
I uses to climb the ladders on the outside of chimneys.....this guy is just a pussy.
Hey pretty baby! (you can't sit down)
A don't you hear the drummer thumpin' (you can't sit down)
You gotta shake it like a crazy (you can't sit down)
Because the band is sayin' something (you can't sit down)
And everybody is a jumpin'(you can't sit down)
You gotta slop, bop, flip flop, hip hop
Never stop
(You can't sit down, you can't sit down)
When all are one and one is all,
To be a rock and not to roll,
And he's buying the stairway to the cellar.
The new "lose-thirty-ugly-pounds-in-a-hurry" celebrity diet.
On the up side, they aren't muslims.
Or..... Any cock'll do
My dyslexia thought this was about fat lizards. https://i.imgur.com/3300oPB.jpg
Doesn't have a dick either.
Hey Fries, pay attention.......not much American iron in my life. https://muchozucko.com/4159/Sixty-years-of-money-wasting-other-than-on-women-and-beer-