UUoody’s Comments
Baby hits pavement...baby gets first concision.....life is hard.
My hypothesis is, that by the US flooding the world oil market we keep the price low, thus killing those economies that were built on $60+ per barrel prices.
We don't need da oil tho.......we are an oil exporter.
Say what you will about that cock sucker, he had the ability to hold that shit-hole of a country together....that's more than we have been able to do. I doubt the region is more stable in his absence.
@ fries......My folks drank so little the same six pack of cans went aboard the boat every year for about four years, until they all rusted out....steel cans in those days. My mother once offered that my drinking buddy and I could split a beer. He said, I have heard of split a case, and even split a six pack, but I have NEVER heard of split a beer.
Sounds accurate.....Except for my first wife who just stayed skinny and still got her hair cut progressively shorter.
Someone took her monitor.
Be wary of any bitch who has half of her head shaved. I saw quite a few at the Maine Common Ground Fair last weekend......and I would not have trusted any one of them any further than I could have thrown them....even with with my lumbago.
My wife gets her hair cut shorter every time she gains 10 pounds. At the current rate she now out weighs me and will be bald before I am.
A dyke who was certainly crass,
Tried to blow some smoke up an ass,
When she got tired,
Her friend, she backfired,
And covered her face in foie gras.
A stoner real close to a coma,
Had a brain with soft tissue sarcoma,
When he flicked his Bic,
He ignited his dick,
And will soon be a soft tissue donor.
Why would a thinking god ever decide to put the inflation valve there?
Bud is like sex on the beach.....it's fuckin' near water.
That's an outrageous $1.45 per can. A 12 pack costs $13.99.....that's only $1.17 per can. But who would buy that crap at any price?
That porta-potty needs pumping....the shit tank appears to be full to over flowing.
"I meant to do that.....it didn't hurt."....yeah, right.
I'd give it a go...if I die in the process, you vultures can split up all my stuff.
I always wondered what was inside them....besides a tic-toc clock, of course.
Get you gone, you dwarf,
You minimus of hindering knotgrass made,
You bead, you acorn!
....And though he be but little, he is fierce.
Bushwood
Tame....as art and music is apt to be.....just sayin'.
I selected a thumbnail
I blame it on that Boner guy....all in favor?
Welcome aboard Fred.