UUoody’s Comments
She'll make you a sammich......albeit the knuckle variety.
He must be poleish....where is Hitler when we really need him!
How to exit through the windshield with out getting hurt....better late than never.
A rock, a skate blade,
And nobody else around,
Without pussy drugs.
https://i.imgur.com/5sHHxSu.jpg
Normal at my age,
To have this my only choice,
Getting old can suck.
I like abstract thought....
I also like big fat tits...
Which one do you have?
The crabs are not limited to the pubic area......just sayin'.
At end of each line,
Operate enter key twice,
Weirdness will be solved.
But how low do your balls hang?
https://i.imgur.com/rrWWqtA.jpg
She would have gone along with the plan if she thought you said desserted road.
Here's why......https://i.imgur.com/vUc3kPx.jpg
She did have the kind of tits that would be fun to toss around ....for about 15 minutes. Then shit in her mouth and leave her naked on a deserted road in Milo, Maine.
All that to avoid the draft and keep him out of Vietnam. What a pussy!
*or pants
They don't call her Peter Pan for nothing.
Shit.....*loves
Don't forget: I lives to go swimmin' with bowlegged women.....
....and that's all what you am?
74 fucking comments!.......If you are reading this you have more staying power than I have.
Carter's bird?
Thankfully, I still have a nice geezer LG flip phone so I feel secure when it's in my pocket, just 2 inches from my nuts.
What?...a 5 IQ and a 2" cock? Or do you have five fat tits? The tits would win me over, cutie.