UUoody’s Comments

"Sweaty Betty"

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.

Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,

Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,

I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.

Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,

she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,

Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,

Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?

Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

I knew that she wanted me to shag her,

so I stabbed her c*nt with my mutton dagger.

I couldn't believe the size of her bum,

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,

But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,

She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,

She's like a lump of lard

But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

The tiwi island sista girls are doing their part....

https://i.imgur.com/gnGMNom.jpg

My guitar doesn't have a C string......will dental floss do?

I was wiry!

Thong

Trump better hope there are none in Mexico.

That photo was taken when she was only 28, and before all the plastics. She is five years younger than I am, and I look better, IMSeldomHO.

They look happy though....albeit some what dirty.

UUoody hair style in 1956

https://i.imgur.com/QfKbG5R.png

I call bullshit! What kids need today is more, not less, hard work. Everything is made so easy for them, that when it comes time to earn a living they don't know how, nor do they have any skills worth paying for.

The trailer from Youtube The whole movie is also available there.

https://youtu.be/tyE0dNqgDHQ

Be careful kids....it's a rape van, and the candy won't be worth not shitting right for weeks.

My mom had really nice tits and we used to dance like that.....that's one way to insure I would end up here.

At the risk of white-knighting....Smith and Deanna, Los Angeles 1988 © Steve Schapiro

I have it programmed into my GPS ....I'm going to need it later.

Very good.....Lewis Carroll humor.

Ok.....so british humor is an acquired taste.

She's a keeper....no knee pads for that heffer.

Well...at least there was no fake injury.

Sheeesh....like ball skin isn't ugly enough, he had to go make it look like my grandmother's pussy just before she died.....so they tell me.

Little red riding.... good

That's like being in bed with my wife.....lucky me. :)

Friday 12 noon eastern time I can't get either dashboard thingy to work.

Mmmmm....pumpkin pie

Great!...... Now my dog is howling....trying to answer the call of the wild.