UUoody’s Comments
Had I been driving the car he would have had two broken legs and a LOT more air.
https://i.imgur.com/SfnsDh1.jpg
+ for teaching me the word "bellend". I'm going to use that a lot. :)
He nose what he likes.
Sheeesh....at least one needs a licence acquired after passing a test, to drive a car.
In my house:
Me......best fuckin' sex ever!
She.....beige, I think I'll paint the walls beige.
+1 team puss
Well,,,,they're nuns. Descended from a long history of pain, suffering, and dysfunctional / maladjusted sexual urges.
Don't order the cream of mushroom soup.
Accidently touch a boob in the process and get three weeks of paid leave.
"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo."
"More Parks Sausages, dad."
Go Celtics
For your safety while on attractions, please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the vehicle at all times. .....knees too, numb nuts.
I'd have used double headed staging nails....they can be driven home but she can still get them out later just before they begin to fester.
If she paid me $100 I would let her watch me take a shit....just sayin'.
My foot most of the time.
Those are your tits? You must have shaved your chest.
RIP Butt-Head https://i.imgur.com/jL09GMb.jpg
Well, CB, my bellend friend......I'd Like to help you out, but using words is the worst thing I do.