UUoody’s Comments

Following that logic, I resolve to not win Powerball this year.

If you want quiet, just go over to SC.

OK....that is what the lighter was for.

Third world OSHA plays by different rules. I can't wait for the endless fun we will have when trump decides to gut OSHA.

Oh the humanity.....such an unforgivable faux pas. Will he ever be accepted into polite company again?

Yes....if that's your personal hell. I know it is for many of us.

With raw oysters, if you are lucky you find a valuable pearl. But for most of us.....well you get the jist.

Foreskin? That's at least a 35 skin....but apparently the cock that used to live in it has been removed for some reason unbeknownst to us.

RIP Kenny Baker

Thanks Tig

Have you ever dated a girl who liked asparagus?......it's enough to make your toes curl.

Where's the tits?

https://i.imgur.com/I4gGjiL.jpg

I can hear her now ( in a high annoying voice) "I'm a squirter"......No you're not. You are a pisser! Pissing is not sexy. It just makes a mess and spoils the taste. IMSHO

It was great until that bitch started pissing like a cow in a milking stall.

Fuck you very much.

First thing to be done to the fucker will be to pull all of its teeth.

Merry christmas to all my perverted friends. Some of you I have known for years and some for only about a year, but a big thank you to all for being here and being delightly perverse. Snowing here in Maine with about nine inches expected. My wife said she is expecting only three inches, whatever that means. I'll be plowing starting about noon with wind gusts to 55 MPH......the only blow job I will get all day.

We had to carry hairy to the fairy

And the fairy in disgust puked on the floor

And the reason that we had to carry hairy was

That hairy couldn't carry anymore.

Yeah.....part of the Andy Warhol derelique collection.

https://i.imgur.com/9rZPzic.png

I want one that has learned to choke my chicken.

YOU can't ....but gerbils can.

Shake....bake....and serve.

QED