UUoody’s Comments
See if this works any better https://i.imgur.com/01rDs13.jpg
She could, and still can, eat a carrot without opening her mouth.https://i.imgur.com/01rDs13.jpg
Yes.....however colleges tend to let you back in. Wives, girl friends, and employers, not so much
I have been able to subtract some years along the way. Among those, the seven years of my first marriage, The year I had a do-over for the third grade, the year when I was eight and nearly died from pneumonia, and the year I drank my way out of college.
Ya think?
Ann and Andy went up the hill,
They each had a buck and a quarter.
Ann came down with two and a half,
They didn't go up for water.
* UUoody blushes bright red
Let's see.....I like chocolate, I like pussy, I like ass, I like hot lesbians. Put me in coach.
My tits tug on my brain and cause enough accumulated damage so that puns just pore out.....therefore not my fault. https://i.imgur.com/qtp9RQ0.jpg
Sheesh....and all these years I thought I knew how to ride. Same goes for skiing these days.....and probably sex too.
An affliction of the poor....or is it pore?
It looks like a little nose being picked.
I always knew that ballet was shitty....now I know that it can also be wicked pissa.
The pretzel really did it for me.....pretzels are the gayest.
If you can't afford a pummel horse, just find a girl built like one.
https://i.imgur.com/FD9y9Ml.jpg
Thanks, bird-man.
Where the blubber-meats the road.
Like my ex-wife....except she hired a lawyer to torture me.
You know, with a push-up bra he would have a nice rack of lamb going on there.
https://i.imgur.com/6z8rjXt.jpg
Waiter?....there's some disgusting pie in my hair!
Nor will you ever, as long as your foot balls are round.
Experience is the best teacher....and she doesn't allow cheating.
Fire woman https://i.imgur.com/qyuhgD2.gifv