Rooster65’s Comments
I'd sweep the leg.
XXX-Files. This is why the interweb nerds are storming Area 51 on July 20th?
Like $8.25 US.. Math sucks, so does the E.U., and the metric system just makes ya dick sound bigger on tinder.
Little fuckers got some strong pinchers.
Bring out your dead.
^Titanic
Are ya sure, ya not trainspotting? Translation breakdown? Transportation problem? A ghost from the Trans Atlantic liner known as the Titani
Yea, my browser doesn't have a dick toolbar.
I lost my appetite.
Lucky kid. Go buy a lotto ticket.
Balls touched. Gay.
No such thing as free pussy. Ya at least bought it a biscuit & gravy from Hardee's.
Probably everyone Freddie. Can't really tell, depending on the liquor,weed quality, or the bargain hooker he split with his cat.
I call mine spellwreaker.
God gave us .22cal., and shotguns. Good for cats too.
My woman locker is full. I got an automatic psyco, full choked crazy bitch, & a snub-nose Mother-in-Law.
Seriously, the only red headed Negresses I've seen are in the same place MD gets his dates.
Is why I don't Uber. I prefer the 3 steps forward, 1 step back, method of stumbling home.
Fuck cats.
OK Asians. Slapping your face on the side of the pool isn't waterboarding either.
That ain't no Foxy Brown, or get Christy Love negress. That's straight up drive in, not watching the movie, cuz I'm finger banging some other chick from the wrong side of the tracks, Jack.
I thought it was FatMo for a second.
Bitch so fat, her selfie stick can't pan her phone out far enough to fit ALL of her in one shot.