JordanSimms’s Comments
replied on Plop · 9 years ago
They went right in. Schloop.
on 1 Guy, 3 Lightbulbs · 9 years ago
Goats excluded.
replied on "Please Shut Up" · 9 years ago
IRL he's trolling his waifus.
on Ode to Makodragon · 9 years ago
I like her speed bags better
on Speedbagging a seed bag · 9 years ago
Car really had to take a shit.
on Extra Surprise · 9 years ago
Yea. He was on the phone with his head hunter.
replied on Affluent Hobo · 9 years ago
Heat it up to 98.6 and open wide.
on is it just me or is this place selling synthetic piss? · 9 years ago
In that room you're either laughing your ass off or in a tight pucker.
on It should feel better coming out · 9 years ago
Shift change at the soup kitchen
on Horror Porn · 9 years ago
Totally hit it. Saggies.
on Don't tell Master Splinter · 9 years ago
Next time, spaghetti.
on Milk Maiden · 9 years ago
I'd hit it.
on No Smoking! · 9 years ago
The should really have a spoon for that.
on Career Opportunities · 9 years ago
where's the money shot?
on Sagat get Good Fuck! · 9 years ago
If it wasn't for the vomit...
replied on Milk Maiden · 9 years ago
It's relative. Your freak porn is my vanilla run of the mill everyday wank.
replied on In training · 9 years ago
Bet her kids were all sorts of hairy
on The Real Harley Quinn of Persia · 9 years ago
Made you look
replied on Asian Dude Eats Out a Chick · 9 years ago
I'd love to be able to do that
on Cats are retarded · 9 years ago
I enjoyed his later portraits
on Real Life 'It' · 9 years ago
Free Snacks
replied on Hospitals in Las Vegas are filling up... with blood donors. · 9 years ago
what about the cow riding the bull?