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This gets ugly. Even uglier than his butthole originally was.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Watt the fuck:He lined his ass,
With broken glass.
And circumcised his boyfrend
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Strange, what with all that sexy stuff going on, that he never really got a stiffy going
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Yeah.....I was thinking about the risk of breakage......then never mind.
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UUoody the Junkyard Dog
LED's will be the end of his little fetish....unless he, like the rest of us, discovers the high temperature oven bulb. Long live the glass-in-ass sexos.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
You gotta love a hellishly, rhythmic base line....that there, is drunk driving music, at it's best.
makodragon
UUoody, listen to this, is fucking heart wrenching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c20-fm_WNew
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Imagine there's no countriesIt isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace,
makodragon
Fairy tales are for babies. When you grow you have to drink beer and think hard.
makodragon
I say that as a compliment, because my real grandad was a fucking monster who would knock any man out. He's still alive even now.
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
OK....OK....You run down there and fuck all those cows.....I'll wait up here sipping my single malt, and wait for your progress report. :)