JordanSimms’s Comments

No explosions. Movies lie.

You should be bustin a nut now

You do something different?

definitely. Good post either way.

I searched on foot. Fucking tags.

gonna be pissing out of a bag in a few more years

probably the only way he can keep is dick from flopping out of his wife's monster vag

The hardest thing about eating vegetables is the wheel chairs.

never a perfect time to open a can of Surstromming. A perfect time for someone else to do it, though.

Man up and use a 12-guage.

There's always a fucking towelhead in these videos

You didn't complain.

Why tag

so funny tag

Hilarious tag add

Not to mention. https://www.therichest.com/shocking/15-messed-up-genetic-mutations-caused-by-inbreeding/

Happy being expelled from the birth canal with metaphoric regard to MZ. Sorry you hit your head on the way out.

When you grab a fork so your little brother doesn't get all the big chunks.

Golly

maybe restricted movement, but if he'd get up and haul that thing around more he may lose some of that 400lbs.

His left ball fell out.

Incess*

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