JordanSimms’s Comments
Attempted eggbortion
I bet you could get your face pasted during an oral sex scene if you try
Rectum? Nearly killed 'em!
No
You came, did t you?
People pay good money to have that done to them
https://youtu.be/oqEtrmqmgus
Damn I think I remember that post. Must be why I like it so much.
He's been working on that for a month
Worth a second look tho
This dude either consumed some pepto bismol or has blood in his stool. Those turds are blacker than Oprah.
What not to wear
As soon as the north freed them they all came back.
Yea, a photo would have been better
Isn't 4:20 tea time?
James Randi likes the wordplay https://i.imgur.com/QoDmgHO.jpg
You should put it down.
http://i.imgur.com/l8bM5g5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Q0gx8dV.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/2dmlXPp.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/x4sLo4A.gif
Nevermind. Mine was the repost. ??
Hippocrites
Have your boyfriend hold it next time