Freeeggs’s Comments

15 an hr will get them replaced by robot kiosks

Oh yeah those too

I fuck what I eat and I’m banned from the grocery store

It reminds me of when I caught the clap. If I squeezed my wiener it was like an endless flow of nasty

Are you old enough to have chest hair tr

Ransom*

What if we skipped the pictures all together and sent fake random notes. Or homosexual love letters. That would still be funny.... poloroid

Yeah I’m not gonna like I just got a little sick for some reason... and I watch some sick shit.

I think it’s all the same I’ll have to find out. Thanks for being s buzz kill man..... poloroid

If I could go to goodwill and buy pics of cocks and buttholes I’d live there

Lol wtf man. No you get an old poloroid camera... and buy new film. They still sell that shit at Walmart it’s like 10 bucks

Like the date stamp and shit on the poloroid the old ones didn’t have that. It was just a picture

if your worried about stamps and shit go to good will and get one from the 80s

Dude it’s poloroid.

If you’re wondering how to get away with it I’ve thought it through pretty well. 1 get fresh Polaroids- 2. Get fresh envelopes and stamps. 3 open and handle everything wearing latex gloves.- 4. Take pictures.- 5. Remove polorid wearing latex gloves and insert into envelope. 6- wet stamp with water and place it onto envelope. 7. Use your opposite hand to write the address with ( I’m left handed so I’d use my right ).-8 mail from a stand alone post box at the store or whatever. NEVER do anything without gloves and You’d be golden. If your super paranoid use a blow dryer to blow off any fibers of hair or skin and place the letters into a plastic baggie and don’t take them out until right when you drop them off.. do it at night so no one can see your wearing gloves and BOOM you’ve just committed a federal offense and sex crime congratulations

If you send it to enough people in one area it’ll be on the news. That’s a pretty good reaction in my book

Yeah you’ve got a better chance of not getting on a list if you use old timey mail bro. someone would think they’re getting a card or something but nope... dicks and buttholes

So that’s how you laugh in Spanish ey? You learn something new everyday around here

Animal cruelty is no bueno

I’ve always thought it would be funny as fuck to mail Polaroids if my cock and asshole to random addresses. I mean it’s probably a felony and I can’t get another one of those but it would still be funny.

That was a search party. They were walking down the road in a line cuz someone lost a penny.

Whoaaa nice spin moves schlomo!!!

Awe man does that mean you don’t want a dick pic. Cuz I love sending dick pics to strangers on the internet. Gives my life a little excitement.

I’ll ab off with you faggots

It’s always been shitty chocolate