DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments
I was taught not to do this when I was like 3 years old. Natural selection at work.
Jesus Christ has the same origin story as so many other "messiahs." If Jesus did exist he was probably just a charismatic guy and natural leader and all the other BS about him was made up by others.
Protip: spend as little time as possible in machines. Notice how many people die in amusement park accidents, plane and car crashes, heavy machinery accidents. Just stay the fuck away from machines as much as you can.
Why I don't do amusement parks or carnival rides... the safety standards are sketchy as fuck, the workers are usually young kids who dont give a shit or burnt out meth heads.. not worth it bro. Minimize your time spent in machines controlled by humans to increase your chance of making it to old age.
Well they say the head of the penis starts as the clit. Looks like this freak cunt is halfway to a hermaphrodite.
Eh he just got a bump on the noggin and took a nap.
All of these are in India
Why I'll never ride a motorcycle
Eh they're all fine
Could happen to any of us
He meant to do that
Intentional
No liability issues there at all!
good
Let me put some of that on my morning bagel.
I knew escalators were scary..
The first clip hahaha "yes this will be the machine to make your product give it a touch."
Nice meat shield. Dude then checks his phone. Gangs are dumb. Just apes being tribal.
But it looked like such a good idea
Thanksgiving dinner
Definitely not worth it
Aaand lives cancelled
Wonderful tits .. just wonderful