CartersBird’s Comments

Would.

Respectable.

Thwack and a half.

Did you call a series same-same and then bring up Final Fantasy in the same breath?

He fell... faster. Harder. More purposefully. More than anything I have ever seen.

Man, it really did look like the Earth wanted him.

Huh... so the Little Caesars mascot knows Hyper Beam.

Almost as pathetic as Zuckers.

8(

I better take that back before bamford the animal slacktivist interjects... having this thing go crazy in a sea of people was probably their fault to start with, and they probably killed it. So I hope it got some good shots in.

Good.

I was tickled by that description.

Looks like Wile E. Coyote after his ACME steamroller plan falls apart.

https://i.imgur.com/x3i8opE.png

https://i.imgur.com/wgCGFVx.png

Losers.

He likes to Gullp penis

Good for him. Although she is drop dead gorgeous, so a bit sad.

Everything's relative.

That would be a whammy.

Yeah... Fries Please

You know what they say about a bird with big talons...

Well, didn't see that coming. But I should have.

He would Eiffel Tower her with Fatmo.

Agreed.