From me to you

a little overweight but a good kisser

Points: 21

by glandmilker

Submitted on Jun 25, 2018

Freak Porn

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  wheres the sign ?

  
  

  #18666
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  T0llb00thwillie

  I find it hard to believe she didn't find a tv remote, some Skittles and coinage as she did the booty shake

  
  

  #18667
  
  
  

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  Tigeriger

  What’s that, like a 30 inch crack ?

  
  

  #18669
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  10/10

  
  

  #18671
  

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  Tigeriger

  *10 times the mass of Sri Lanka.

  
  

  #35486
  

  Zucker

  FatmoFat the Iron Liver

  3 months later, and this video still triggers the release of many hormones.

  
  

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  makodragon

  MD says no.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  MD says no to cover for his mind thinking yes...

  
  

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  makodragon

  lol. Shit.

  
  

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  DrGiggles

  according to recent info she's probably not 'loony tune' enough for MD

  
  

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  makodragon

  I am a quotable motherfucker ain't I?

  
  

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  makodragon

  I am a quotable motherfucker ain't I?

  
  

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  makodragon

  Man, my fucking internet is on the schitz.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  How do you get your hair like that

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i was serious bitch!

  
  

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  makodragon

  Just comb it back when damp after wetting and patting dry. lol

  There's a minimum length you need to have grown before you can do advanced shit like this.

  Also, you need to have a sexy hairline, and that's just genetics.

  
  

  #35567
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  your hairline is sexy for the same reason women are sexy... it's thin

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  look at it full size you slut

  https://images.muchozucko.com/92132583104-1529959575905-285338IMG_20180625_213737.png

  
  

  #35569
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i can't tell if i am insulting you or complimenting you, i am just throwing verbal diarrhea at a screen door

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i haven't slept in a day and a half

  
  

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  makodragon

  What are you intending to do? We'll take it from there.

  Yeah my hair has thinned, but is holding out at this point. I doubt that's giving me sex appeal though. It's about the widows peak.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Would you like a close-up photo of my hairline for your investigations, detective?

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  vegeta for life

  
  

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  Barret

  That picture should be the cover of a nintendo pilot game.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  MD, did you mean to upvote this twice?

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  MD would

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Agreed.

  
  

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  CartersBird

  He would Eiffel Tower her with Fatmo.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  While gazing passionately into each other’s eyes.

  
  

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  makodragon

  Well I don't fuck without enthusiasm.

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  You can’t lame fuck. Unless you’re as fat as this bulldozer.

  
  

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  Barret

  Dunno what eifell tower is but its sounds great.

  
  

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  glandmilker

  Her bed smells like mozzarella cheese and sardines in mustard sauce

  
  

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  Rooster65

  I counted 3 1/2 thighs & 4 back boobs

  
  

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  Zucker

  JordanSimms

  Would. Totally. Once. Just to see what it's like.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  That is what did Tom Arnold in

  
  

  #35511
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  RIP

  
  

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  Barret

  Ahahahaha

  
  

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  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Ew.

  
  

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  makodragon

  FFS. I'm horny enough to fuck this right now.

  Someone bring me another bitch crazy enough to fuck me!

  
  

  #22445
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Landwhales-R-Us

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  I bet fatmofat is free and single

  
  

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  makodragon

  He has a wife, actually. So wrong again.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  how in the fuck did that happen

  
  

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  Barret

  Would take anything said by FatmoFAGGOT with a pinch of salt. he also claims to be a transsexual on illegal hormone treatment.

  
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  It's a life.

  
  

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  Bono

  n't

  
  

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  Barret

  Attractive enough as long as the clothes are on. On the other hand, I don't think my dick would reach far enough to do anything. MD how does one fuck this? Duct tape would ruin the mood probably.

  
  

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  makodragon

  You think you know how to fuck hard, until you have to fuck a fat bird...

  
  

  #42599
  

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  makodragon

  You think you know how to fuck hard, until you have to fuck a fat bird...

  
  

  #42600
  

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  makodragon

  Okay, I think I know what happened this time, now that I'm not stoned or drunk...

  Might even be able to avoid it.

  
  

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  makodragon

  The double post, not the fatty sex.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  For Mako

  https://youtu.be/6go4nazCNtk

  
  

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  makodragon

  Now who wouldn't smash the backdoors of that bit of fanny?

  
  

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  Barret

  Oh I see, I knew the master would have some tips...

  So i just have to smash so hard that the lumps of fat are pushed flat and to the side, granting a tiny moments access to the orafice.

  You know...I'm somewhat of a scientist too...

  
  

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  Barret

  Thought she said she was Fatelous for a moment there.

  
  

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  Barret

  Fat, skinny, Liberal, conservative, doesn't matter, still a feminist cunt.

  
  

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  makodragon

  I'ev had so much fuck-training with fat chicks that if I ever fuck a skinny chick, she will fucking remember it.

  
  

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  makodragon

  It's like training under 100x gravity, then walking on the moon.

  
  

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  Barret

  Last time i fucked a semifat chick, she said "you fuck with too much power" and then never wanted to bang again.

  
  

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  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Fake

  
  

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  Barret

  Her pussy was too big, and the only way I could make myself cum was to fuck her harder and harder, I was happy when it was over because I thought I wouldn't even be able to finish. Was considering rolling over and just jerking it instead.

  
  

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  Barret

  Just like all of your boyfriends have to do...

  
  

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  CartersBird

  Cool.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  You can tell if a woman has a small pussy by the size of her mouth if she has a small mouth she has a small pussy ....SCIENCE!

  
  

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  Barret

  I wanna call shenanigans on this, but can't exactly disprove it either.

  
  

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  Barret

  Not going to hold a grudge that you won't believe my fat pussy story, but know that I don't love you guys anymore.

  
  

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  Bono

  The girl who took my virginity had a big mouth, tightest pussy in the world.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  Julia Robert's pussy is so big that when her kids were born they went back in just to make sure they didn't forget anything

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  http://glamerotica101.com/facial-features-can-reveal-vagina-size/

  
  

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