From me to you

a little overweight but a good kisser

Mucho User glandmilker
Submitted on Jun 25, 2018Freak Porn
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  • Mucho User T0llb00thwillieZucker

    T0llb00thwillie

    I find it hard to believe she didn't find a tv remote, some Skittles and coinage as she did the booty shake

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    What’s that, like a 30 inch crack ?

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  • Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    MD says no to cover for his mind thinking yes...

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    according to recent info she's probably not 'loony tune' enough for MD

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Just comb it back when damp after wetting and patting dry. lol

    There's a minimum length you need to have grown before you can do advanced shit like this.

    Also, you need to have a sexy hairline, and that's just genetics.

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    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    i can't tell if i am insulting you or complimenting you, i am just throwing verbal diarrhea at a screen door

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    What are you intending to do? We'll take it from there.

    Yeah my hair has thinned, but is holding out at this point. I doubt that's giving me sex appeal though. It's about the widows peak.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Would you like a close-up photo of my hairline for your investigations, detective?

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    That picture should be the cover of a nintendo pilot game.

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    While gazing passionately into each other’s eyes.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    You can’t lame fuck. Unless you’re as fat as this bulldozer.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Dunno what eifell tower is but its sounds great.

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    Her bed smells like mozzarella cheese and sardines in mustard sauce

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  • Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    I counted 3 1/2 thighs & 4 back boobs

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  • Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    Would. Totally. Once. Just to see what it's like.

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  • Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    FFS. I'm horny enough to fuck this right now.

    Someone bring me another bitch crazy enough to fuck me!

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Would take anything said by FatmoFAGGOT with a pinch of salt. he also claims to be a transsexual on illegal hormone treatment.

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Attractive enough as long as the clothes are on. On the other hand, I don't think my dick would reach far enough to do anything. MD how does one fuck this? Duct tape would ruin the mood probably.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You think you know how to fuck hard, until you have to fuck a fat bird...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    You think you know how to fuck hard, until you have to fuck a fat bird...

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Okay, I think I know what happened this time, now that I'm not stoned or drunk...

    Might even be able to avoid it.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    Now who wouldn't smash the backdoors of that bit of fanny?

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Oh I see, I knew the master would have some tips...

    So i just have to smash so hard that the lumps of fat are pushed flat and to the side, granting a tiny moments access to the orafice.

    You know...I'm somewhat of a scientist too...

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    #142610
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Thought she said she was Fatelous for a moment there.

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    #142611
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Fat, skinny, Liberal, conservative, doesn't matter, still a feminist cunt.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    I'ev had so much fuck-training with fat chicks that if I ever fuck a skinny chick, she will fucking remember it.

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    Mucho User makodragonVet

    makodragon

    It's like training under 100x gravity, then walking on the moon.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Last time i fucked a semifat chick, she said "you fuck with too much power" and then never wanted to bang again.

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    #142629
    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Her pussy was too big, and the only way I could make myself cum was to fuck her harder and harder, I was happy when it was over because I thought I wouldn't even be able to finish. Was considering rolling over and just jerking it instead.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Just like all of your boyfriends have to do...

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    You can tell if a woman has a small pussy by the size of her mouth if she has a small mouth she has a small pussy ....SCIENCE!

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    I wanna call shenanigans on this, but can't exactly disprove it either.

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Not going to hold a grudge that you won't believe my fat pussy story, but know that I don't love you guys anymore.

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    Mucho User BonoAdmin

    Bono

    The girl who took my virginity had a big mouth, tightest pussy in the world.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Julia Robert's pussy is so big that when her kids were born they went back in just to make sure they didn't forget anything

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