Bono’s Comments

At least I looked good in my Superman jammies

Man, imagine my surprise when I see the perv spy spurging out last week. Seemed kinda... cheesey.

So I check MZ... nothing. MS... nothing. Then SC - my face is plastered on the front page.

Cool though

looks fake

I found some of his activity on another website. About a year before MZ launched, he literally spent half a day copying and pasting another user's dox. If I had ever known, he wouldn't have even been allowed here.

maybe tonight I'll feex

I'm going to tweak that a little more. Everything is mobile responsive so at very exact resolutions, the header and profile shit changes size... it's too complicated for your peasant mind to understand

the original whunu account, yes. his alts, I stopped giving a fuck. I just ban, change his name as per our site policy that he agreed to when signing up, then move on.

You fucking commie, learn english!

I already told you I don't even have beer in the house

ya dig?

I added tags next to the timestamps, you might have to hard refresh. Click on it. It takes you to that comment's page anchor so you can copy the URL.

It's easier to reference specific, older comments that way.

That's only because we shit up threads like this, even when we're both in chat

CONGRATULATIONS ROOSTER YOU 30,000-Y MOTHERFUCKER

Some lucky faggot today made the 30,000th comment on MZ

They're launching a delivery service called Instant Transmission

Vegeta's special move is the FINAL MASH, a special potato bowl covered in gravy.

c'mon Billy boy, like you don't remember certain indelible subs

Krillin Fried Chicken

August 20th

MD downvotes this post:

https://muchozucko.com/168/The-difference-between-a-big-dog-and-a-giant-dog

November 20th:

MD posts the submission you are currently on.

He really, really like muscley characters

#3 looks like a living vagina

Definitely an improvement

Well when he said it, he lied. He couldn't even return tags in the order you typed them.

Both

The most complicated query on the entire site is the one that displays comments.

Parent Comments, Child Comments, Like and Stuff records, timestamps, all taken and returned in one single query to reduce load on the database. I'm an SQL god pretty much.

that's a bit harder to do. each type of comment has its own table, and each action for that comment has its own table.

Maybe have Punkybot make a call to JUST add STFUs, or JUST Likes, and return that when summoned