Bono’s Comments
why just last night, I went to a Mexican restaurant and my serene solitary piss was interrupted by a box of a human being... 3 inches shorter than me and wide as a fridge. or at least, his shirt was. he looked like a... chad? a bro? a cholo?
A brolo.
his piss started around the same time as mine even though he came in after me. I had trouble starting. So he starts grunting a little. Or moaning. So I flush to let him know I'm in there too.
We both piss for about the same amount of time.
I flush again, open my stall and instead of seeing him at the sink washing his hands, he's just standing in the middle of the room, sort of facing the sink, his belt still undone.
Actually true, except in public... if I go #1 I still use a stall. the handicapable stall.
^not a reply fail
She's like 5'7"
She's like 5'7"
it was more muchoworthy... but it wasn't better.
Good music, broseph
One time I was having a really bad stretch, and a post about some spaz fuck yelling at trains brought me out of it
that's mean...
...bad.
so I guess in summation if I had to choose a word to describe your comment
you could have said it just now...
Macheesemo told me he recruited a negroid but it turned out to be one of those mystery accounts that signs in once every 2 months and never talks
We need black people here
"First" and "good" are shit-tier memes, but even good memes are formed by repetition of a joke
this truly is the post of the week
Well I for one am glad you didn't get cut
Confused actually
I am thoroughly impressed none of that came straight back down onto his face
I went out with Amazonia tonight, got an intense handy in the back seat.
Just so you all know
Speaking of, why'd you initiate the break up with your... slag ??
Man, the background is super detailed considering what the focus of the painting is supposed to be
Your wife didn't record this you faggot...
The moral of the story is, I was way less drunk than the guy in this video, and it saved my life