Roughless Dog vs. Koi Pond

In this episode of Death Battle....

Points: 7

by Barret

Submitted on Jul 23, 2018

Nature is Metal

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  Vet

  Barret

  This feels more like a possum sub. MZ tales #167.

  
  

  #19782
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Bono

  What the fuck does roughless mean?

  
  

  #19787
  

  Vet

  Barret

  I meant to spell it BONOSDADLOVESTHEPOOPOOP

  
  

  #37914
  

  Vet

  Bono

  My pussy so wet right now https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VByzLmcuNN

  
  

  #37917
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Your voice doesn't even sound like it could be real. Its like something out of a....faery tale.

  My boxer is full of pre-cum now. Beautiful.

  
  

  #37923
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Thanks bae, now imagine if I had music and wasn't 7 beers deep

  
  

  #37925
  

  Vet

  Bono

  I'd nut you with my throat

  
  

  #37926
  

  Vet

  Bono

  no homo

  
  

  #37927
  

  Vet

  Barret

  A tough feat. But Id trust you to accomplish it.

  
  

  #37930
  

  Vet

  Bono

  https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EhJfU2NWt4

  
  

  #37934
  

  Vet

  Bono

  https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWN38VLpjS

  
  

  #37935
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Don't STFU me sub fag

  
  

  #37936
  

  Vet

  Barret

  And now you're hating on winter, you seasonophobe. Winter being the best season of all...

  
  

  #37937
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Very good Indian accent though.

  
  

  #37938
  

  Vet

  Bono

  ...jenter not winter

  What are you, a Swedefag?

  
  

  #37939
  

  Vet

  Barret

  You remind me that I need to go get a kebab in town soon, I missed those...

  
  

  #37940
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  4/5 prolapses

  
  

  #37947
  

  Vet

  CartersBird

  Boner, that was passable. Project your voice a little more if you want my Hollywood drug connections.

  
  

  #37986
  
  
  

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  Vet

  makodragon

  This is a fb post. A lesser facebook post at that.

  
  

  #19799
  

  Vet

  makodragon

  hehe, did you mean Ruthless?

  
  

  #37950
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Congratulations, you have figured out my source.

  Everything I posted yesterday was from Facebook.

  
  

  #37951
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Could it be on repeat any more

  
  

  #19802