Bono’s Comments
Reminds me of Toolman for some reason
I'll wait for you to gurgle another drunken low effort "fite me faggot" comment then, shouldn't be long
Giggles... strike 2, stop acting like a cunt, because it is (mostly) an act
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
It's pure JS, not Flash, so the link should work on your mobile device if you have a way to input controls that is equivalent to arrow keys. It actually worked on my Xbox too. They have GamePad apps on most phones for this sort of thing.
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I'll be fair, my tags didn't include legless or anything like that
I knew it!!!
The hurtful part of that was calling my selected track bad music
Fun Fact: Barret also has the slowest lap recorded (4 minutes 30 seconds and change) because he is old
If someone can get less than 1:54 (which obviously you can't) then they deserve the win
Bdawg you weren't even #1 long enough to type a comment about it
I got 1:54.6 or something... that's my last lap, I'll let the rest of you beat my benchmark for greatness
Well then you didn't get 1:55 faggot
@Oster... did your internet go out during your lap? You aren't even in the top 10
re: fatbastard - I tried to stay consistent with the original spritemap and coordinates, I think I did a very good job maintaining hitboxes, but fatbastard was my one failure. My headcanon is that fatbastard is so fat, he has his own gravity.
Although sometimes swerving off road for a second is better than running into the back of a naked possum truck.
I actually forget if they're treated the same. Just know that when you go offroad your speed is reduced by at least 2% per game tick, down to a maximum of 30 MPH. Don't let the roads cuck you!
The only advantage Barret has (besides a lifetime of being a gaming beckbeard) is that he got to see the game like a day earlier and help me debug. He's completed maybe 4 laps total.
The prize for that one will be virtual rather than physical, and is to be determined.
Surprised THJ got under 1:56 that fast... in all my test runs my best time was 1:53.1 - there's going to be a real log jam if you guys get competitive.
Traffic is also highly variable, and some games you might be having the run of your life just to run into a bottleneck. Have fun 8)
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CONTROLS: Arrow Keys to steer, Up Arrow Key to accelerate.
GOAL: Set the record for the fastest lap with live updates from the leaderboard. If your time is the fastest at the end of the month, you get some free MZ Swag!
BONUS: See if you can spot all the shitty inside jokes. Secret prize if you name them all.
BUGS: This game runs on JavaScript and has undergone extensive debugging to be compatible with all modern browsers. If you encounter a game-breaking error, we need to see a screenshot of your browser's console, otherwise fuck off.
DISCUSSION: This Submission will serve as the official thread to comment about the game, insult the game, downplay all the effort put into the game, call Bono a faggot, and collect your prize if you win.
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