Barret’s Comments
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Never, they always go away when I threaten to put my weiner in their butt.
Its revolting but no one can deny that its Mucho.
I already have dozens of women sexually harassing me on a daily basis :(
Some of them call me fat and touch my willie on the street...
My cold/flu thing is back full force and I keep getting runny snot in my mouth.
Tigeriger... the freak porn category wouldn't be the same without him, cheers.
That is true
Changing this to freakporn so i can find and fap to it more easily later. Sorry.
I don't remember this cenobite.
Shit this makes my next lame sub seem even a bit lamer.
She's been trying to make me fuck her sister since then, who also happens to be a ladyboy. Might take the offer at some point. lol ladyboys. Crazy town I love it.
lol
Couple of weeks ago I went and sat down in a bar with a ladyboy, she had a only a decent face, but smoking playboy model porn body. Sat there for about 2-3 hours relaxing after a long walk. After about 1 minute she pulled out my dick from my shorts (no not the pug one) and started playing with it right there. Meanwhile we were having regular conversation about the usual stuff, casual. Its English was perfect from having falang boyfriends and she understood westerners, unlike most Thais, so that was pleasant.
So yeah sat there 2-3 hours getting jerked off and having casual conversation in the middle of the bar. Had 1 water and bought her 2 beers for the whole time period. Total cost less then 10 bucks with tip.
Haha Barret ladyboys.
10/10 would ladyboy again.
Fred confirmed for Magic Weeb.
Someone will guess it eventually.
Close, about 5th.
All that work to get a sweet selfie, and the vid quality was shit.
That's what he does.
Nasty. But its not a dog so it can stay.
CoffeeChef wins the award for most ignored user on the site, easily.
Honourable mentions (but still far below), DarkEmperor and Fatmofat.
Fantasises about going to Jamaica I see, probably to fuck young boys there I guess.
Oh, had no idea there was a PC version out there, nice!
One day ill get an emulator for it.
By the thumbnail, I thought it would be the follow up to Candy Burger.
Are you guys playing Magic The Gathering or something? Fucking nerds.
Those nipples are even bigger, but my babe is cuter and there's bonus leather. Hard to say.