Real Indian Doing Real Indian Things


Submitted on Sep 14, 2026Funny
Points: 11


  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    At least he caught his train.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Holy shit, I googled it and I thought this was a racist joke:

    An average of 21,000 to 23,000 people die in railway-related incidents across India each year. [1]

    Key Statistics and CausesTotal Deaths: According to the National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB), India recorded 21,803 deaths from 24,678 railway accidents in a recent comparative annual period. [1]

    Primary Cause: Over 72% of these fatalities happen because people fall from moving, overcrowded trains or are hit by trains while walking on or crossing the tracks.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    That's 60 people a day, every day, getting run over by trains. That's like a mini self inflicted Holocaust

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    When you have 1.8 billion people packed into a country, the statistics for weird shit happening are mathematically significant.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c179823

    Really? I think it's because they're Indians. 800 million people in Europe and I wager there aren't 10,000 people getting hit by trains every year.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    >>c179828

    Have you seen public transportation in India? I have. It isn’t for the faint of heart.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c179830

    Yes, they climb onto trains like the infected from World War Z. If only they had somewhere to go.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    It really is a sight to see. I’m betting very few of us here have boarded an Air India flight. This guy has. Luckily it was only for an hour. An hour I’ll never forget. >>c179831

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c179833

    Youre damn right cappy.. id rather be beaten with a 3 wood than step a foot on anything indian.. in fact, id like to see a concerted effort by our fearless government, to completely erradicate these parasites from our country..it seems trump is faking his way through that in his half ass attempt at appeasing "MAGA" people

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c179835

    there is no soft-peddling anything with that open sewer country..Barret has solid grounds for hating them.. i count myself amongst the haters as well..shocking I know

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    One of my favorite hobbies when I take a thai taxi is to ask the driver if he likes Indians.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    When you go to any road in a touristy area, you'll hear a lot of honking. Now I used to think that's because Thais are angry bug people that can't help themselves, but turns out that's only partially true. The real reason are the Indians (and only Indians) constantly walking straight into the road with no warning and without looking. Usually 4-5 of them in a line holding hands.

    I don't understand how they don't die more often. Or are killed.

    They haggle on the price of the bus, after reaching the destination. Leaving the bus driver no choice but to let them go.

    They go into restaurants and order 1 water for a group of 15. Demand glasses of ice and refills.

    A lot of shops and strip bars forbid them from coming inside.

    Gangs of them surrounds the solo hookers on the beach so they can try to pressure them into a group discount. Sometimes they will bring a girl to their hotel room and there's a whole bunch more waiting there to share in the spoils.

    When a couple of them come on the bus, its hard to breathe. ITS OPEN AIR.

    Its fuckin hilarious, they're cartoonishly like goblins.

    Last time I took a beach walk I saw them pissing on that furniture that tourists rent out during the day.

    Everything I just said sounds made up but its really so much worse.

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