Barret’s Comments
Actually, really you should be penalized for not uploading this too.
I'll paypal them to you
haha, maybe
Woody already provided.
Yeah these birdmen, or should i say, birdboys, needs to mature and learn to appreciate class.
QWOP 3.
Nevermind.
lol
Rooster is funny today! Must have started to filter the alcohol.
We keep drinking B52s while its on fire, with straws, and they melt as we drink. Might have to stop that.
Good stuff
Nevermind, see it.
lolz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mSt8gBQjSg
Do you think she got a free drink after this?
A Captain's Log of the Melville ---------------------------------------------
Day 4: My men invite me to play dice and laugh as I lose 50 dollars to them. I retreat to my cabin in shame. Day 14: I catch Donald and Harrison playing hide the harpoon in the cargo hold. They ask me to join in. Well, all for crew morale I suppose. *drops cloth* Day 23: A baby narwhale almost destroys my entire ship and crew for $45 profit. It was worth. Day 30: Of my three crew: one has dysentery, another is a grog hoarding drunk and the other one bullies me into doing his work for him. Everything is going great. Day 50: I run out of water and I have the option to purify sea water. I do so. Game roasts me and tells me it was a stupid idea. Day 100: I limp into Honolulu with $45 worth of goods and I need $400 worth of supplies. ???? me. I quit this game and return to the main menu to start a new game, leaving my bullying, light in the shoes, drunken crew rejoicing in my disappearance.
10/10
I'm kinda dumb, how does this even happen? I'm never trusting the bitch at the bar to make me a B52 again. She keeps struggling to make it catch fire.
Pussy.
You are right, truly a progressive thinker.
Except for when one shipmate that fell in love with me and now keeps trying to fuck my ass when I sleep.
Do this enough in real life that the need to watch it dissipated.
That's fair enough. Guilty of that too.
Bloody hell.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/621220/Nantucket/
Fun little game if you like...games. Sailing. But not whales.
Thought that it was gore flooding out there for a second, and that this would turn into a snuff film. Disappointing, just like reddit users to their mothers.
HAHAHa
It shouldn't be.