Barret’s Comments
Jones you read the guide wrong,,, It said NOT awesomer.
I would enjoy it if i was running around a dungeon in oblivion maybe, it doesn't give me racing focus.
I'm coming for your win tomorrow Jones! Enjoy your short lived victory while it lasts!
Also, obviously you were following my guide. So I still deserve some credit.
Check again.
Oh shit Jones is going at it. Was wondering why it was so quiet in here.
I'll give him a day before I make a comeback.
Yeah always try to see which way its turning and get to the inner side.
Yeah that's how he ended up with the same poop from the jrob penis game.
You use that time to contemplate the error of your ways, and learning the turns. Don't let emotions cloud you, emotions do not exist, just drive. Drive....
The speedforce shall set you free and the next lap shall be perfect.
Example of music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
Zuckers hate Him, Women love him.
Find out how The Barret dominated the scoreboard with this handy guide.
Step 1. Make the game window as big as possible, F11 on Firefoox and zoom in.
Step 2. Turn off the music.
Step.3 Turn on good music.
Step 4. Close your eyes.
Step 5. Become one with the game, and music.
Step 6. You can never beat the time on round 1, you need to finish one lap so you can start with maximum speed when you cross the finish line.
Step 7 : Watch out for FattyMcFattesen(Fatbastard and Woody), try to take the inner turns when possible
Step 8. Drive.
Step 9. Don't stop driving until you are number 1 faggot.
Step 10 : Be awesome like The Barret. But not awesomer.
https://i.imgur.com/S93101o.jpg
Vet Barret
"Barret confirmed for deserving to win."
just now
I still made 2 mistakes on all of my best runs, so its possible to beat :)
Barret confirmed for deserving to win.
Bono should make it a top 100 list so shitless can have a chance at the list.
And now you are merely a 6, to be fair.
Haha.
Giggles everyone!
That's our giggles!
*Audience laughs and proceeds to ignore him*
At my best time, 1.55, i crashed 2 times, so yes its possible.
Being sauced a bit helps, good idea.
WAY TO ENCOURAGE USERS TO COMPETE
Like you could help yourself from doing it again.
What's that MF? I couldn't hear you over being #1.
CARS :
The MZ Car.
Pumpkin Car.
THJ Truck (Vooki?).
Fries Gaymobile.
That looks like Fred driving the pink one.
RIP Naked Possum Truck.
Brown car (Wyit4?) Probably a white supremasist.
The orange car is just Jack(O-lantern).
BILLBOARDS :
Jrob.
Billy Oxycoton.
Makodragons Fat Whales.
Jones Free Hats.
Punkys Drum Lessons.
Whunu Sucks.
Fries Watches.
Have this feeling that there's supposed to be 8 billboards but only see those 7.
DECORATIONS :
The poop from google.
Jrob Dick.
Fatmofat Bush.
Bullydragon tagged some rocks, that chav.
Whunu on the mountain.
Zuckerwood.
Woody & Fatbastard, those fat fucks.
Does pumpkins count?