4YearsLater’s Comments
A fresh Catheter tube..
A fresh roll of toilet paper..
Videos are made by Kink dumbass..
The horse I mean..
It's in reverse.
What the fuck are you doing? Did you stray away from the other housewives on facebook?
Needs more vomit,.. And eels.
Forest Niggers.
Aint no sides to a circle..
What you hand a drowning refugee..
An Amish chastity stone..
The most popular tool in India.
Haggis.. Stuffed in a deer tick..
Deer tick
The stuff has it's drawbacks though, I think the main active ingredient is Procaine and if you use too much on her ass your cock will go numb also. The upside is that if you use a lot you can probably shove a pumpkin up her ass without her noticing..
Yes.
You're right, My head looks like a Parsnip..
Maybe for your head.. That 20lb Jack-O-Lantern your neck has the burden of having to carry..
Shits like a mule I bet..
What?.. you don't?
Do you name yours or do you prefer the anonymity of random plastic man meat?
A new Urinal puck..