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Mucho User severum
severum
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Another subhuman piece of shit on the internet. CrawdaddySpinklesCheesmo!!! Oh where art thou?!
Member since January 3, 2019
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Comments by severum

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I was banned three times from h6 and once from MS.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
Definitely organic.
on Chiquita
The only way you graduate from h6 was being permabanned. I don't even remember you from there either was that your name there? Tollbooth?
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
What was the oc? Turkeys? A bald eagle? That's real talent there. I literally stepped out of my comfort zone, learned a paragraph of chords twenty minutes prior and recorded.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
At least Mako brought something to the table. What'd you bring? Ten shit submissions that aren't oc and a thousand stray crayons comments.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
But this isn't my song. It's the chord melody from someone none of you probably even listen to. By the way go listen to other people's covers of this. Maybe read the chords and look at the time signat…
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
That's not new at all.
on Fly Tits
It's ok. None of you really know shit about anything.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
Did you giggle?
on Wypipo R Krazy
http://www.diariocontraste.com/2019/01/dantesco-le-sacaron-los-ojos-cercenaron-la-lengua-y-amputaron-ambas-manos/# More pics and info on this if you'd like to "read" it.
on Hold Your Tongue
Red circle, please.
on Pissed
A noob who actually comments. Brave.
on Mexican has his arms turned to Jello then is choked out
Longest title ever?
on That one man, scorned, And covered with scars, Still strove with his last Ounce of courage, To reach the unreachable star
It was Miles Davis "Blue in Green" all you uncultured swine smegma suckers.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
Also, there's no guitar in marching band. That'd be jazz band you dumb redneck.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
Bitch, you try playing these retarded chords not meant to be played on guitar.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
Fuck yes!!!!!!! I love both.
on I Hope You OD On Heroin To This
Uh oh and a Mr. Self Destruct apparently. (NIN reference)
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Orochimaru in this motherfucker!!!!
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Got it. Thanks.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Bono, I made another video but it's approximately 356 mb and I compressed it to about 50mb. The sound is good but it made everything super dark. Any suggestions on a different compression program?
on Another shit song by a shit human being
I have a strong jaw and I've had enough coke fueled nights to know what that jaw clench looks like. Nice try though.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
But your drug test will show up for cocaine before that. Jethus Chroist, look at that jaw clench in each video. I seriously hope your po doesn't see any of this.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Marasyn is fat and has toe nail fungus, she doesn't count. Toaster, as in the brave little toaster or some shit?
on Another shit song by a shit human being
I need character development too, damn it!
on MEEP MEEP
Is there any actual females here. Bono can we get a view for all members (who aren't banned)?
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Well that's not gay at all.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Not everyone has to be a total twat. There's enough of those around here.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Freeeggs and Oster are my favorite. Giggles too because he pisses everyone off.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
I used to play in this band and we covered Freebird. We played the intro a verse, chorus and just skipped to the solo because let's face it that's what anyone really listens to it for, the fifteen min…
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Aye!!! That song would be good for some lead slide work.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Highschool?
on The original Bellagio fountains prototype
At least one of them is going to walk away with a uti.
on The original Bellagio fountains prototype
This is like watching a porn video and fast forwarding to only watch the moneyshot. I want to see the hunt, the confrontation then the kill.
on MEEP MEEP
To defend the accusation of me being a one dimensional player. That was one video and I'm sure nobody wants me to spam the submission wall. I come from a background of blues, classic rock, grunge, thr…
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Ya know, I shouldn't say you need more chords in your vocab (never hurts though). Your progressions are fine. It's that there is no changes like no intro, verse, pre chorus, chorus, interlude, end, it…
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Fashow! I'm just trying to help a fellow musician out. I'll get on my guitar later tonight and think about chords up your alley.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Actually, actually, *tips glasses* it was standard open chord campfire shit. Am, dm, am, dm, c major, am, D major, c major, g major, e minor.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
"Emomethmetal" hahaha
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Also, I strummed your campfire edgelord in the parody, six of your chords and not as repetitive.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
I'm giving constructive criticism not just talking shit.
on Another shit song by a shit human being
http://www.all-guitar-chords.com
on Another shit song by a shit human being
You guys are trashing his lyrics when you should be talking about his chord vocab. Freeeggs, you're good on the vocal and lyric front but you gotta learn some new chords. It'll help you so much wh…
on Another shit song by a shit human being
Huehuhuehue look it's megaFAGGOT. Huehuehuehuehue. user:severum rolls eyes
on Nice Panties
BeetleJews
on nasty human chihuahua
Tis the circle of life.
on EYEHATEDOG
He said you have to face the truth.
on Lights, Cameras, Axe In
Hands crossed and blood everywhere. Definitely real axed.
on Lights, Cameras, Axe In
I'd burn the place down.
on Nice Panties Two
user:severum yawns
on Nice Panties Two
Henlo.
on Nice Panties Two
I'm 6'2" and 225 lbs. Come at me, bruh.
on Nice Panties Two
She's not here.
on Nice Panties Two
I'm curious as to what kind of damage a roundhouse would do to that midsection.
on Nice Panties Two
I didn't use a pick or a bandana.
on Freeeggs' Next Single
I really tried really hard to try hard.
on Freeeggs' Next Single
Hahahaha wtf? "Cooperation"?
on Maine Winter Sport
I'd be down to wear long sleeves, gloves and facemask/eye protection if she'd be down to have the Acanthoscurria geniculata run across her bubble bum again. I don't blame her if she isn't and it'd hav…
on Maine Winter Sport
I'm definitely about six years older now. I feel it, but that's not why. Sometimes keeping some of these critters you develop an allergy or weakness to their hairs or scents.
on Maine Winter Sport
Oster, what's going on with your submissions? It says there's 22 but 404 and blanks.
on Maine Winter Sport
I don't own that scorpion that was on her pussy anymore and I don't want to touch that tarantula again. It's fully matured and the hairs really irritate us both. Believe what you want.
on Maine Winter Sport
This is so bad, I'm not sorry. Hahahahaha
on Freeeggs' Next Single
THJ, you weren't on the original MS were you?
on Maine Winter Sport
Sorry, I'm not. You've seen my gf too.
on Maine Winter Sport
Not the uv/dv, the like and stfu. Look at all the hearts her actions have caused.
on Maine Winter Sport
Look at the effect this buoyant blonde had on the like/stfu ratio.
on Maine Winter Sport
It snows in Az every year but not in my city.
on More Russian Winter Fun
The last time I saw a little bit of snow here was in 1998.
on More Russian Winter Fun
I'm going back to the snow angel.
on Russian Winter Hot Tub
I'm glad I live in the desert.
on More Russian Winter Fun
Veddy nize!
on It ain't easy
Why would Doncaster folks be flying the confederate flag?
on Fun Fact: Everyone in Doncaster is related to the Queen
...to lose..fuck them 22s...
on It ain't easy
Fake news. This is a display in an insectarium in New Orleans. In this pic you can see the glass display. https://i.imgur.com/Hl0D5ui.jpg
on It ain't easy
user:severum pats aspiring palladin on his fat halo and cheeto loving head
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
iT mIgHt bE a GoOD mOVie iF pEoPle tHouGht iT waS a gOOd moVie hAlo hArrY potThUrrrrr
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
#57306 That's all I have to say about your stupid perception comments. Also, fuck Gaylo.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
Here comes the circle jerk of tribal mentality.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
I just used your logic.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
I'm vintage porcelain, don't look at me.
on Early Retirement
How much do you weigh?
on He's Full of Shit
I wish my daddy ever loved me.
on Early Retirement
If people viewed anything that sucked as not sucking then it wouldn't be considered to suck. Good point.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
Shut your filthy mud flaps. Gremlins is a classic.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
That movie perpetuates the irrational fear of spiders ingrained in the human psyche since the black plague. #spiderstoo
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
user:severum blinks
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
Yes, because a tarantula can eat a human.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
They didn't do this to him for jacking off.
on Hold Your Tongue
+1 team shit
on He's Full of Shit
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5nXCZhqTIps
on Quadruple Fuck You
That's the freezer, duh.
on Hair of the Dog
That looks like a healthy relationship.
on Proper consummation
My gf wanted to keep a jar of my spunk in the fridge for a facial moisturizer. Nope!
on Hair of the Dog
The one, the only. user:severum takes a bow and farts
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
I don't remember you. Cigarmann was cool. I don't know what falling out he had with the rest of them but that's how she goes.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding
I love how the fat black one waited til the slim white one sat down to do something. Typical niggerish shit.
on Sandwich On A Train
@Roost *you're
on Why Don't We Do It In the Road
Apparently, I don't get his geezer jokes. user:severum bows to his superior intellect
on Why Don't We Do It In the Road
Ok...
on Why Don't We Do It In the Road
TheDunwichWhore.
on P. regalis Dubia Feeding