I’m just getting started you can’t keep up

I’m the worlds greatest drunk because I have a dead kid lol

Points: -1

by Freeeggs

Submitted on May 9, 2019

Cute

Tags: Fuck you guys
31 comments

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  If I shoot myself in the foot enough I’m bound to hit the gold at the end of the rainbow... theyre magically delicious and all

  
  

  #31156
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  ok but first tell me about the dead kid in the description.

  
  

  #64033
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  sigh... inb4 song lyric

  
  

  #64034
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Never gonna be a song lyric and no I’d preferred to not tell you lol,

  
  

  #64036
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Kind of a thing man sorry my world ended that day

  
  

  #64037
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  No names no dates no stories. That one is too much, it’s just my life man. Drop back 15 and punt

  
  

  #64038
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Drop back 15 and hang yourseld on a big dogwood tree on the banks of the Missouri River

  
  

  #64039
  

  Zucker

  TheDudeAbides

  Poetic.

  
  

  #64040
  
  
  

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  Vet

  severum

  https://youtu.be/_82Dtdjf8mQ

  
  

  #31157
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Splat.... lol

  
  

  #64046
  

  Vet

  severum

  That comment confirms you don't have a dead child.

  
  

  #64072
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  "That comment confirms"???? Confirms you're a self righteous judgmental freefageggs lovin cunt..

  But you keep postin' young fella...oyster and freefags will cup your shriveled retard incubator (ballsack)

  
  

  #64074
  

  Vet

  severum

  Ummmhhh... Ok.

  
  

  #64078
  

  Zucker

  Mick420

  You sound like oyster giving free blowjobs to strangers.

  
  

  #64079
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  ^according to whunu this isnt whunu

  
  

  #64080
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Too smart to be whunum

  
  

  #64084
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  he is clearly talking with an IQ several times greater than yours

  
  

  #64091
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  now do a 'Kurt'

  
  

  #31161
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  is this Facebook?

  
  

  #31167
  

  Vet

  Barret

  No its Muchozucko. Why do you ask?

  
  

  #64044
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  They are all protocols of the elders of Zion.

  
  

  #64073
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  You should probably bury it if its dead.

  
  

  #31168
  

  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Lmfao

  
  

  #64045
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  Fake. no gun

  
  

  #31169
  
  
  

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Cabernet +Shandy = Homo

  
  

  #31175
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Oster

  I kill millions almost everyday.

  
  

  #31202
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  *swallow

  
  

  #64098
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  Like your throat works.

  
  

  #64099
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Freeeggs

  Signing off... HONK HONK brothers

  
  

  #31239
  

  Vet

  severum

  Goodbye, friend.

  
  

  #64158
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  he ded

  
  

  #64159