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Mucho User Freeeggs
Freeeggs
Zucker
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I don’t want to go outside and I don’t want to play I just want to sit at home alone and masturbate all day. When Other kids are playing football and running in the park I’ll be pulling on my penis and filling up a sock... HONK HONK
Member since December 21, 2018
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Comments by Freeeggs

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Pakistani freeeggs
on Name The Zucker
Then how would dudes fuck my belly
on I need a new hobby
Haha
on I need a new hobby
Where’s sev... hi sev let’s make music
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Only One way to find out!
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Anyways hi guys hope shits popping in the world of zucko, I’ll “hang” around for a while and post pics of my little champagne cork penis
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Oh word of advise if they say don’t drink on your meds.... totally drink on your meds, AND!!! I got dui #6 lmfao I’m totally going to prison and I’f i don’t god exists
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Idk if it’s Because I’m drunk or the meds but life is great
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Who’s this mick character. I bet if I gave him 20 dollars he’d use it to suck off a tranny. “Excuse me xer can I place your penis in my mouth I’ll give you 20 dollars”
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
For a second lol idk man I’m highly medicated and feel drunk all the time it’s cool but good things die fast lmao
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Lampshades and soap ^
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
The psych ward sucks lmfao
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Yum
on Jesus H Fucking Christ
Signing off... HONK HONK brothers
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
Splat.... lol
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
Lmfao
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
Drop back 15 and hang yourseld on a big dogwood tree on the banks of the Missouri River
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
No names no dates no stories. That one is too much, it’s just my life man. Drop back 15 and punt
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
Kind of a thing man sorry my world ended that day
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
Never gonna be a song lyric and no I’d preferred to not tell you lol,
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
If I shoot myself in the foot enough I’m bound to hit the gold at the end of the rainbow... theyre magically delicious and all
on I’m just getting started you can’t keep up
Or a fucking Chrysler Lebaron convertible lol
on Ford tough
I was hoping the bed would detach but what ever that was kinda cool. Chevy makes better trucks. When I die I want my coffin to look like a 94 Chevy beretta lol
on Ford tough
that was actually good, thanks for the laugh.
on Severum and Freeeggs......take note of the technique.
I like them thick. Not too big, built like a softball player, can’t be too jiggly tho. And short... 5’5” or shorter. I was a nigger in a previous life
on Pussy
And no I don’t believe so.
on Babethoven
Ask away lol
on Babethoven
It means the cake is a lie giggles
on wnat does it all mean? i tried subbing a video but got this instead. something went wrong maybe? i even used google chrome thing.
Kissed the girls and made them cry
on wnat does it all mean? i tried subbing a video but got this instead. something went wrong maybe? i even used google chrome thing.
I thought I deleted this....
on He tells people he's model
The spectrum ^
on He tells people he's model
Pretty much lol
on ima count to 3
Oh easy I got super drunk posted some shit that could get me sent to prison and asked for it to be taken down... but feel retarded because I’ve basically stayed super drunk and have posted even more i…
on ima count to 3
Take it bro
on It’s thursday
I don’t even look like that shit at all.... well ... sober and shaved lmfao
on ima count to 3
Sober lol and fuck it idc
on ima count to 3
Lmfao there we go lmfao hahahahahahaha
on ima count to 3
I’d throw up my mugshot because I look 50 shades of fucking insane but you faggots would reverse search that shit and dox me... besides the newspaper article makes me out to be a complete and udder pi…
on ima count to 3
Something like that... I’m still taking it hard... physically and emotionally lmao get it... it could go a few ways.... I’m still going to kill myself lmfao
on ima count to 3
I did stab a guy once... feel horrible about it.... A for effort
on ima count to 3
Does that make things weird?? If I don’t kill my self imma move to Portland
on Handy on a fishing trip
To much fun
on Handy on a fishing trip
Idk but I wish I bled out of my ass 3 days out of the month.. I’d have wayyyyyyy
on Handy on a fishing trip
How else are you going to get disability? Actually be disabled????? Pshhhhh that’s for faggots and the disabled
on Handy on a fishing trip
Well it’s nice to know I’m not the only one that sticks earth worms in my private areas
on Handy on a fishing trip
https://youtu.be/NgnaavPxSmk
on It’s thursday
https://youtu.be/NgnaavPxSmk
on It’s thursday
Cuz America fooooooooool
on It’s thursday
I’d still rape butte Montana
on It’s thursday
You’re just jelly you’re a Brit lol
on It’s thursday
Shiver for me .....::
on It’s thursday
https://youtu.be/CISzg6yi8YE
on It’s thursday
Those eyes at the end .. so god damn just songs man
on It’s thursday
rip Kurt
on It’s thursday
It’s be like Kurt singing in the pines lmfao ok maybe not that good but... fuck it
on It’s thursday
Lmfao prolly
on It’s thursday
Ey punky wasn’t bad tho lol
on It’s thursday
Just one big joke... lol ha ha ha .. laughs and what not
on It’s thursday
I prolly should use a vpn when I’m on here so One of you doesn’t track my shit and call The cops... ahhh thinking back no I’m not going to do anything it was all a joke
on It’s thursday
Lolol no we need to have a blues off before I go back home cuz imma off myself lmfao
on It’s thursday
Hey sev let’s have a blues Off lol
on It’s thursday
So long and thanks for all the blues lololol
on It’s thursday
And yes carter that’s what’s up. Dude I’m a piece Of shit lmfao.
on It’s thursday
Fucm I’ve still got a week and a half.. I just need to live https://youtu.be/iLRG6elh0H4
on It’s thursday
Eh 6 months is too long I’m going to Missouri in 2 weeks and think home is the best place to be. bye all it’s been a lot of fun I’ve got shit to get together before my adventure.
on It’s thursday
You do x and have a train run on you by a gaggle of trannies ( a murder of trannies?) ONE TIME and now all of the sudden your a faggot.... Jeez guys when will the hatred end...
on Guitar Zero
Showers are great lol
on It’s thursday
https://youtu.be/K-PhBryFuIM
on It’s thursday
https://youtu.be/-ftnUArBKSg
on It’s thursday
Im on a good one m.... illl rape you
on It’s thursday
Happy music pluyin dead ass negros :(
on It’s thursday
https://youtu.be/dVirtodd05k
on It’s thursday
https://youtu.be/sinMvuvIdz8
on It’s thursday
Michelle made that band famous
on It’s thursday
When all of the chinks come to wyo for the Lulz cuz Yellowstone and what not
on It’s thursday
Fag
on It’s thursday
I’m a fat
on It’s thursday
I have a broken heart lmao
on It’s thursday
Eyyy it’s slmost Asian season lol I’d end up on here lmfao sev would sub it
on It’s thursday
Bandied is right I should dress like a chick buy a bunch of coke get naked and fight a buffalo
on It’s thursday
This ain’t india people have to clean up every bit
on It’s thursday
Ey man I just want to make a mess lmfao
on It’s thursday
You can? Ehhhg what ever
on It’s thursday
I can rape me if you want..: might catch some thing but what ever
on It’s thursday
I’ve been up for 28 hrs I need some sleep anyone wanna wanna swing by and roofie me
on It’s thursday
Gotta try tho.. but god damn do they sound good when I play harmonica
on It’s thursday
Thanks thj I think they suck too lmfao
on It’s thursday
I’m drunk guys don’t take me serious... for 6 months
on It’s thursday
Nah dude I wanna make a mess im already 7000 feet up how much of a height Could I jump from fool... trains bro I
on It’s thursday
Harmonica nigger lmfao
on It’s thursday
I try to stay sober Trying the best that I can I let all those feelings Slip right through the cracks Well it’s 9 below zero Inside of my head Just Singing the blues Might be all that I ha…
on It’s thursday
Dude!!! I wrote a bad ass song
on It’s thursday
Thanks sev atleast u understand.. faggot ;’( lmfao
on It’s thursday
Don’t tread on me ... sad face ... :( ... injun
on It’s thursday
I have rights bro
on It’s thursday
Stfu bam This is America
on It’s thursday
Trains bro.. love them and hate them I Might not be a street shitter but it looks fun
on It’s thursday
I’m going to commit suicide i the next 6 months lmfao
on It’s thursday
Push off? An off push.. take me to your shed and off me ? Nahhhh faggot that’s my job
on It’s thursday
Let’s do it doc it’s an off... off
on It’s thursday