HOG Tied. Get it?

Depending on the crime, good, or damn that's rough, whatever.

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Sep 30, 2026NSFL
Points: 11
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Tags:hog tiedits HOG dayafricans of colorcane whipping

43 Comments

  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    1. He's still chatting as if he's sitting on the bus, having a talk with his mate.

    2. They still haven't evolved past 1000 years ago.

    3. Somehow they also have smartphones.

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    Does he Ever fucking shut up???

    I was waiting for them to set fire to him too.

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    Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    If they'd torched the cunt, it would've been A Hog Roast.

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  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    I just got wrapped to a pole like a rotisserie chicken and boy are my arms tired!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    **What did the baby say when it went into the wood chipper? Nothing. Babies can't talk.**

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    Mucho User whunuNoob

    whunu

    14 FUCKING comments in 7 hours and 10 are MINE!!!

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Whunubot is active and will reply to Muchokills, from a bank of his own ACTUAL comments made on OG MZ. I read through some and it is actually shocking how many would be applicable.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Deploying code stuff

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    Mucho User whunuNoob

    whunu

    Don't worry Barret. My new motto is "no biggie, it is what it is".

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    Mucho User whunuNoob

    whunu

    @barret I don't care where your hairs at, I know it's not on you head, but your Asian boy mans lips are.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Okay yeah, pilot his profiles corpse like a homunculus, this will end well and make people happy.

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Oh wait, the joke is Punkybot is helpful and whunubot only does negative things ... fuckin lol

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    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    My heart skipped a beat when I saw him on recent. I was promised he was dead.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wunus comments comes off as a child picking out random words out of a hat, and the bot reflects that.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Dumb cunt at the

    fancy tea shop confirms my order 3 times and still gets it wrong

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    MZ has been minutes away from the first organic muchokill and it was averted both times.

    Dogs saved you from Whunu's wrath

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Also MZ is currently being indexed by Google. Should help organic results massively.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Google, just for the record, I thought the anime girl was 18

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Been living here too long because for a moment I thought this was sushi. South Korean gimbap

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c181844

    ive been on a bit of an erratic keyboard binge as of the last 10 months or so its a fuckin stupid as shit hobby if there ever was one

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    always preferred the old clickity clack big buttons. Just doesn't feel right with these gookboards made for girls

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c181850

    well if you took an interest in these things.. you can get just about any sort of board you want.. big heavy aluminum fuckers.. plastic builds.. silent switches.. clacky switches..I personally enjoy all but clicky/clacky ones.. but those arent bad necessarily.. just not my preference.. almost all of it comes from the great people of chiner.. jesus christ what a giant bug eating shithole Ive learned.. anyway.. I cant seem to stop buying fuckin mechanical keyboards.. i guess I should be happy im not addicted to fentanyl

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This is where your freakporn comes from

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