MZ level martial artist shows his superior skills

Some crippled ninja cunt show MZ levels of martial arts prowess. He's truly gifted, but perhaps not in the way he thinks.

In his minds eye he's thinks he's still Bruce Lee / Chuck Norris.

I pity the other dumb cunts who play along with this sham.

Mucho User CUNT
by CUNT
Submitted on Sep 19, 2026Funny
Points: 7
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Tags:martial artistfakelamecripple

8 Comments

  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Watching this reminds me of some of the cunts on here who think they're superior 'cos their grandad once took a shit in Frank Sinatra's house, or something.

    Fact: we're all cunts here.

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    #180547
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    He'd get his shit rocked by Steven Seagal.

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    #180550
  • Mucho User JamesTKirkVet

    JamesTKirk

    This guy fights with the force of his diabetes.

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    #180561
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    >>c180562

    You're getting old fries. Took you over 5 days to finish that last guy

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    #180570
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Me dealing with all the noobs Bono sends me

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    #180571
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Holy crap it would be cathartic to see some average fat guy with a neckbeard come on there and beat the shit out of him while he pretends to be this wise sage. Pushing him down and stomping on his skull while he talks his stupid shit, as his students make a mopey face.

    "Sensei how can you loose to this fat Scandinavian dwarf with 200/150 blood pressure and diabetes. Sensei. Sensei? Nooo sensei"

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    #180575
  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    Fucking embarrassing to watch. But, I guess they all play along, as long as he grants them 'Black Belt' status.

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    #180581