truckerhatjonesthe Golden
if Barret was still alive he would downvote this for being slop
if Barret was still alive he would downvote this for being slop
Username: Sealbasher.
Origin: Germany. Muchosucko circa 2012.
Description: Known for being impressively muscular, while also looking like a giant douche. English fairly broken.
Likes: Violence, cute cats, his dead pet hamster. Beer at the music festival. Flexing his muscles. Subbing in Barret's honor.
Appearance: Kind of looks like if Viggo Mortensen got raped by an even more deformed Arnold Schwarzenegger and gave birth to him.
I should post an update photo of my muscles. This site needs more bitches though, otherwise it does not make any sense as I am not homesexual.