Jesus has returned

funny Halloween costume

Points: 15

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Nov 1, 2019

Funny

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  I thought it was Monkey Magic that traveled on a cloud? Jebus preferred the ass.

  
  

  #36788
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  but WTF was Tripitaka ?

  
  

  #74974
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  The Monkey Kings portable cock sock.

  
  

  #74983
  
  
  

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  Rooster65

  What would happen if I did a Mohammed riding a flying carpet costume next year? Eh, it's worth Sandniggers getting mad .

  
  

  #36795
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  What did you do this year? Non-brain damaged person?

  
  

  #74838
  

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  Rooster65

  Was raining. Storming really. Got drunk.

  
  

  #74839
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Young Frankenstein and Lil Sumpins

  
  

  #74842
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  Rooster drinkin on a kids holiday... no way

  
  

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  Barret

  Hi Taco-Faggot. I don't really care, because its a Bichon Frise, but supposedly we aren't allowed that kind of fap material on the site, so it had to go.

  Signed with no love. -Sewer Faggot.

  
  

  #74844
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  and shrimp bacon jalapeno peppers, Bitch

  
  

  #74845
  

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  Barret

  He took it with grace.

  
  

  #74849
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Religion is fucking retarded. People are shooting up mosques and blowing up churches because of made up adult fairy tales. Humans are so fucking stupid.

  
  

  #74937
  
  
  

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  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Jesus Christ is a copy and paste story from previous messiah tales. He was probably just a super charismatic guy that was a natural leader and made a huge impact on the people around him.

  
  

  #36797
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I bet that bread was day-old. He is a jew after all..No offense Bono.

  
  

  #74850
  

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  Tigeriger

  Jesus was a Shylock who ‘loaned’ 1/500th of a piece of bread with an eye watering vigorish. If you didn’t pay up, Peter and Judas would cut off your schmeckle. Pontius Pilate always got his kick back of every game in town. One day Jesus presented a little light, Pilate lost his shit and made an example of him as a warning to the other players.

  -The Gospel, as told by Martin Scorsese.

  
  

  #74863
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  If on your birthday, your mom has 3 blokes bringing gifts, there's more than likely 4 more that didn't turn up.

  The most capitalist fable in this era of humankind. Fckn sheep..

  
  

  #36808
  

  Zucker

  Oster

  I bet you're really fun at parties..

  
  

  #74871
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  worthy of an upvote had it not been for the replay...

  
  

  #36811
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  https://youtu.be/-kXquvSEGiU

  
  

  #74872
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  my point is still valid

  
  

  #74875
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  sub it again with the relevant editing to receive your reward , buddy

  
  

  #74876
  

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  Bono

  DrGiggles is valid you guys

  
  

  #74879
  

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  Tigeriger

  *INvalid

  
  

  #74954
  

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  Barret

  Getting that weird bug where comment timestamps are 1 hour off again.

  
  

  #74957
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  daylight savings just happened

  
  

  #74959
  

  Vet

  Bono

  Fuck you Daylight Savings, fixing

  
  

  #74960
  

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  Bono

  This is a long standing issue that made me want to re-build how comments are even made

  
  

  #74961
  

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  Bono

  Done... during the winter holidays I'm going to level this place and replace its bones

  
  

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  Barret

  Just give us timestamp links nigger

  
  

  #74963
  

  Vet

  Bono

  That one is actually more complicated than it sounds, because code reasons

  
  

  #74965
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Yak did it...

  
  

  #74967
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  How about not being able to LIKE your own excretions?

  
  

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  Tigeriger

  How about a .wav file that plays “NIGGER” whenever rooster logs on?

  
  

  #74969
  

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  Barret

  I want it to blast the TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO south park song on Freds computer every time he makes a giggles gay or ladyboy comment.

  
  

  #74970
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  how about a button that allows you to blast this niggerWAV on other peoples phones and computers

  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  Sounds like a good pro feature. With a cooldown.

  
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  or this plays on Barret's computer when a tranny is sub's

  https://youtu.be/d7vfbyFl5kc

  
  

  #74973
  

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  Barret

  Implying I'm not always rock hard.

  
  

  #74976
  

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  FredGspotSanford

  I should've known, bald guys are loaded with testosterone

  
  

  #74980