52 Pickup

More like 13 though. Yes they died.

Points: 26

by Barret

Submitted on Sep 28, 2019

NSFL

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  Vet

  Barret

  The first driver was like "lol, byeee".

  Driver 2 though 4 was like "should we do som- nah byeeeeeee".

  
  

  #35243
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  I would have stopped. But only to take a picture of the human porridge.

  
  

  #71973
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Barret, ya sounded like a Cricket cellular commercial.

  
  

  #71974
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I would have stopped to wrestle around with their corpses like Tom Green did to that dead moose kekeke

  
  

  #72032
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  is death the prize?

  
  

  #35252
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Only for you

  
  

  #71975
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  utter carnage

  
  

  #35253
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  This is bullshit,they could have fit 10 more of those little fuckers in there

  
  

  #35254
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Credit to them though, they didn’t just jump in and steal anything of value.

  
  

  #35256
  
  
  

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  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Kudos to the blinker manufacturer

  
  

  #35257
  
  
  

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Saw that peopl died in the description, and that the count was 17 dead.

  You deserve 17 upvotes but I'm only gonna leave 2...

  
  

  #35258
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Hey, we got new content for an update to Zsmash, let's add this into the game. Smash into the car that goes flying and however many people fly out and meet a horrible fate, that's how many points you get.

  Call it a Bonus Round

  
  

  #71976
  

  Vet

  Barret

  Ahahahaha!

  That does sound like a good update to the racing game.

  Destruction Durrrby

  
  

  #71977
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  i just remembered i never got my MZ hat!!!!!

  
  

  #71979
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Barret

  If it makes you guys feel any better, those were mostly teenagers. They love the fast and the furious movies around here, but they haven't caught up to the part where you die in real life if you drive like idiots yet.

  
  

  #35259
  

  Noob

  Tacticalabortion

  Paulie Walkers crash was in the extended cut.

  
  

  #72341
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  are you Tiger's spawn?

  
  

  #72342
  
  
  

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  Noob

  Tacticalabortion

  Road pizza.

  
  

  #35423
  

  Vet

  Barret

  COWABUNGA!!!

  
  

  #72344
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  that gimmick is taken

  
  

  #72401
  

  Zucker

  charisma

  to both of you

  
  

  #72402
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  charisma

  this pleases me

  
  

  #35452