52 Pickup

More like 13 though. Yes they died.

Mucho User Barret
Submitted on Sep 28, 2019NSFL
Points: 26
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Tags:breaks & crasheswhen laws are mere suggestionsplay stupid games win stupid prizesRIPsorrythailandcorrection 17 dead

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    The first driver was like "lol, byeee".

    Driver 2 though 4 was like "should we do som- nah byeeeeeee".

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    I would have stopped. But only to take a picture of the human porridge.

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    Mucho User Rooster65Vet

    Rooster65

    Barret, ya sounded like a Cricket cellular commercial.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    I would have stopped to wrestle around with their corpses like Tom Green did to that dead moose kekeke

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  • Mucho User glandmilkerVet

    glandmilker

    This is bullshit,they could have fit 10 more of those little fuckers in there

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  • Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Credit to them though, they didn’t just jump in and steal anything of value.

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  • Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Saw that peopl died in the description, and that the count was 17 dead.

    You deserve 17 upvotes but I'm only gonna leave 2...

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    Mucho User FlashGordonNoob

    FlashGordonfucks himself

    Hey, we got new content for an update to Zsmash, let's add this into the game. Smash into the car that goes flying and however many people fly out and meet a horrible fate, that's how many points you get. Call it a Bonus Round

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    Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    Ahahahaha!

    That does sound like a good update to the racing game.

    Destruction Durrrby

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  • Mucho User BarretAdmin

    Barret

    If it makes you guys feel any better, those were mostly teenagers. They love the fast and the furious movies around here, but they haven't caught up to the part where you die in real life if you drive like idiots yet.

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