Hippo in the mud

Mako loses another lover

Points: 17

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Sep 12, 2019

Funny

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  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Lol it ain't over til the fat lady sings

  
  

  #34714
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  I've always loved that saying. Kinda funny how sayings like that stick with our culture for decades.

  
  

  #70940
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Tigeriger

  I bet that worthless pile of congealed adipose can shit.

  
  

  #34716
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  She's probably holding 2 digested horses that are just waiting to be unleashed.

  
  

  #70895
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  How many sleeves of cookies are in each arm flap?

  
  

  #70920
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  A dozen.

  
  

  #70924
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  who says 'gosh' anymore ? was that written by Rooster or something ?

  
  

  #34718
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  Heck is where you go if you don't believe in gosh or jeez

  
  

  #70896
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  He believes in jizz though

  
  

  #70905
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  He believes in jizz though

  
  

  #70906
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Yeah... it wasn't funny the first time you said it

  
  

  #70908
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  It was funny for me though

  
  

  #70910
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Hahahaha

  
  

  #70911
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  He worships Jizzus

  
  

  #70913
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Jizzus Bi'st

  
  

  #70914
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  My ex worshipped my jizz. She loved swallowing it or getting it pumped inside her. Too bad she was such a crazy bipolar cunt.. otherwise she could still be milking my dick dry

  
  

  #70941
  
  
  

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  Vet

  CUNT

  Fat bitch mud racing should be a new sport. 10 points for a fall. 50 for a kill

  
  

  #34719
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  She counts as 2 people though so 20 points and 100 points

  
  

  #70912
  
  
  

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  Vet

  Rooster65

  Oh, Joy!! Fat people falling. In the mud was a bonus!

  
  

  #34721
  

  Vet

  UUoody the Junkyard Dog

  They are a bit sensitive about the "fat" word...........they prefer to be called a traction aid.

  
  

  #70897
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Nope. Fat people falling= Rooster laughing. The math doesn't lie.

  
  

  #70901
  

  Zucker

  Vomitcircus

  Don't call that schlub a "fatty," for it's simply not allowed.

  He's now "physically expansive" or "nutritionally endowed."

  
  

  #70902
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  FAT!

  FAT!

  FAT!

  
  

  #70903
  

  Vet

  Rooster65

  Only thing that would make it better; Fat Nigger!

  
  

  #70904
  

  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  Maths

  
  

  #70909
  

  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  "Nutrtionally endowed" I love that. That's how I'll explain my Taco Bell belly to doctors moving forward.

  
  

  #70942
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  The Michelin Man said she's a pig!

  
  

  #70951
  
  
  

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  Noob

  DarkEmperorMSOG

  Black dudes are the best thing to ever happen to fat white chicks. Otherwise they would just be eating oreos in solitude until death.

  
  

  #34734
  
  
  

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  Zucker

  Mick420

  Put it back in the ocean

  
  

  #34750
  
  
  

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  Vet

  glandmilker

  Has to replace the rear bearings once a week

  
  

  #34752