Hippo in the mud

Mako loses another lover

by FredGspotSanford

Submitted on Sep 12, 2019Funny

Points: 17

Tags:fat hippo quad fall hopefully drown moo

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Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Lol it ain't over til the fat lady sings
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#347147 years ago
Noob
DarkEmperorMSOG
I've always loved that saying. Kinda funny how sayings like that stick with our culture for decades.
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#1709407 years ago
Vet
Tigeriger
I bet that worthless pile of congealed adipose can shit.
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#347167 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
She's probably holding 2 digested horses that are just waiting to be unleashed.
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#1708957 years ago
Noob
DarkEmperorMSOG
How many sleeves of cookies are in each arm flap?
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#1709207 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
A dozen.
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#1709247 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
who says 'gosh' anymore ? was that written by Rooster or something ?
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#347187 years ago
RepFag
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
Heck is where you go if you don't believe in gosh or jeez
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#1708967 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
He believes in jizz though
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#1709057 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
He believes in jizz though
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#1709067 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Yeah... it wasn't funny the first time you said it
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#1709087 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
It was funny for me though
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#1709107 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Hahahaha
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#1709117 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
He worships Jizzus
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#1709137 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Jizzus Bi'st
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#1709147 years ago
Noob
DarkEmperorMSOG
My ex worshipped my jizz. She loved swallowing it or getting it pumped inside her. Too bad she was such a crazy bipolar cunt.. otherwise she could still be milking my dick dry
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#1709417 years ago
Vet
CUNT
Fat bitch mud racing should be a new sport. 10 points for a fall. 50 for a kill
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#347197 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
She counts as 2 people though so 20 points and 100 points
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#1709127 years ago
Vet
Rooster65
Oh, Joy!! Fat people falling. In the mud was a bonus!
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#347217 years ago
RepFag
UUoody the Junkyard Dog
They are a bit sensitive about the "fat" word...........they prefer to be called a traction aid.
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#1708977 years ago
Vet
Rooster65
Nope. Fat people falling= Rooster laughing. The math doesn't lie.
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#1709017 years ago
Zucker
Vomitcircus
Don't call that schlub a "fatty," for it's simply not allowed. He's now "physically expansive" or "nutritionally endowed."
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#1709027 years ago
Vet
Rooster65
FAT! FAT! FAT!
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#1709037 years ago
Vet
Rooster65
Only thing that would make it better; Fat Nigger!
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#1709047 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Maths
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#1709097 years ago
Noob
DarkEmperorMSOG
"Nutrtionally endowed" I love that. That's how I'll explain my Taco Bell belly to doctors moving forward.
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#1709427 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
The Michelin Man said she's a pig!
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#1709517 years ago
Noob
DarkEmperorMSOG
Black dudes are the best thing to ever happen to fat white chicks. Otherwise they would just be eating oreos in solitude until death.
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#347347 years ago
Zucker
Mick420
Put it back in the ocean
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#347507 years ago
Vet
glandmilker
Has to replace the rear bearings once a week
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#347527 years ago