Loosen Your Grip!

Giant penile Lymphedema caused by chronic penile strangulation with a rubber band.. (The black arrow points to the pee hole..) Or, what not to do when your bored..

Points: 16

by 4YearsLater

Submitted on Jul 17, 2019

WTF

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24 comments

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  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Whunu's in the junk drawer looking for a rubber band now

  
  

  #33031
  
  
  

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  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  so like 600% growth... worth it

  
  

  #33033
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  yes this is way better than the pocket fisherman.

  
  

  #67161
  

  Vet

  FredGspotSanford

  Now if we only knew a Pitch Man?

  
  

  #67162
  

  Vet

  truckerhatjones the Golden

  Tent Pitcher maybe

  
  

  #67163
  

  Vet

  BILLYMAYSHERE

  ill yelltalk the shit out of that

  
  

  #67164
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

  
  

  #67165
  
  
  

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  Noob

  4YearsLater

  The bottom one looks like he's been scratching at it pretty good,. Peeling off the layer of leather-like protective crust the thing looks like it's cocooned in.. Looks pretty thick n crusty up towards the top..

  
  

  #33034
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Wow, you really studied that cock well.

  
  

  #67169
  

  Noob

  4YearsLater

  No, I just appreciate crust..

  
  

  #67172
  
  
  

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  Tigeriger

  user:Tigeriger makes some corned beef.

  
  

  #33036
  

  Vet

  megaFAGGOT

  what a gross food

  
  

  #67167
  

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  megaFAGGOT

  It's like if refried beans was an animal you could slaughter and cure.

  
  

  #67168
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Challenge accepted.

  
  

  #67170
  

  Vet

  Tigeriger

  Corned beef hash is good eating.

  
  

  #67171
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  for dogs maybe.

  
  

  #67187
  

  Zucker

  bamford

  a can of tuna is a fucking feast for cats. maybe british folks are the analog.

  
  

  #67188
  

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  Tigeriger

  It’s down to ability. Even the most simple things can be outstanding if done correctly. If all you can do is fry everything, your perception of food is warped to low standard.

  <—— this guy can cook.

  
  

  #67189
  

  Noob

  4YearsLater

  file:///C:/Users/computer/Pictures/tenor.gif

  
  

  #67190
  

  Noob

  4YearsLater

  OOps..

  
  

  #67191
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  Crock pot foods are the most flavorful meals you can ever make I think... Just set it to low amd slow for the best flavor... I make a fucking mean Chicago style Italian Beef in a crock pot.

  When your food crazed father in law is raving about how good it is, and they're all getting seconds, you did well.

  
  

  #67238
  

  Noob

  FlashGordon fucks himself

  My ex thought she could copy my recipe when I wasn't around one time, damn was it not the same too. Both my kids eat the shit out of it when I make it and I use extra Pepperoni's/juice. Not when she made it though... Love her anyway. She tried. Can't fuck with the master.

  
  

  #67244
  

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  Tigeriger

  Good food is worth the effort.

  
  

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  Zucker

  DrGiggles

  bullshit.. looks more like a growth of sorts

  
  

  #33075